Fast and Furious 9 (2021)

lol wrong thread

Jises christ.. Will they never stop 

Wow, looks like a piss take of a parody a satire of a bad film.

Hope Mr. Oizo is getting paid for the blatant rip off of Positiff
 

why

  On 2/11/2021 at 1:03 PM, milkface said:

why

Because...

I heard they might go into space this time.

  On 2/11/2021 at 1:24 PM, Squee said:

Because...

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was furious 7 the one released after paul walker fastandfurioused himself into a tree or something

Not a single white man in the first 30 seconds (i'm sure there gotta be a lame antagonist or just passing caricature somewhere), is this for Canada crowd?

ironically unironically liking fast & the furious movies and similar "grassroots" displays of corporate poptimism should have been left in the 2010s along with most of the other cultural artifacts of that era

  On 2/11/2021 at 3:14 PM, hijexx said:

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aw

let's make this topic a HOT TOPIC!!! ???

haha movie go vroom

paul walker is so hot and mysterious, brave and skillful, he is actually a better driver than all rally and f1 drivers combined

bring back Devon aoki and her double outfits

  On 2/11/2021 at 7:30 PM, Braintree said:

haha movie go vroom

*Universal pictures sitting beside you on the couch at the NYE afterparty, petting your shoulder* "Babe, hey, you look stressed out. i think we should go back to my room babe. i have some fil-uhms we can watch*

*You, leaning away, feeling cold even though the room is warm, grinding teeth* "No, I...I think I want to go home. None of this feels right...The tv said...things are still happening...I...I think people are still sick...I...

*Universal leans in closer, wrapping his arm around you. He's a rather portly gentleman with unkempt hair & a hamburglerian odour. his massive belly peeks out from below his stained t-shirt, hanging down over the wasteband of his sweatingpants* "Babe sshhh you need to just relax, come to my room, I have car films. vroom vrooom. vin diseal. remember how much fun we had last decade? vroom vroom. cars, lights, jokes, laughs

*You* I want to go home

*Univeral* cartoons. memes. humourous pictures. 

God

looks dope

jordana brewster is still lookin good as hell btw