Your last fart!

Was it musically structured? Please post notes charts. Results will be used to create a 20min multi instrument free jazz piece.

Best regards from germany.

I'm also currently working on my humour. It's hard work

Best regards

I just farted and found this thread seconds later... This means something.

Couldn't be bothered to master this... it's never been heard before outside those involved in its creation many years ago.  The ending is quite something.

My ex and I used to bang off weird tracks like this in an evening, sometimes with guests.  Watmms very own Goiter Sanchez contributes vocals, as well as my ex, as well as myself.  I did the programming, but Goiter had a lot of the great musical ideas as I recall.

The project is Moonzoomer.  I just uploaded it on my Zephyr Nova soundcloud.

best fart I ever heard, congrats.

There's definitely some C&C Music Factory influence in there.

swear to god i just played the lick with my butt 

Hopefully I haven't farted my last yet

Edit:  I tooted a couple of loud ones right after posting that so all looks good.

Here's my cover of a Vashti Bunyan fart

  On 3/16/2021 at 7:21 AM, Zephyr_Nova said:

Couldn't be bothered to master this... it's never been heard before outside those involved in its creation many years ago.  The ending is quite something.

 

My ex and I used to bang off weird tracks like this in an evening, sometimes with guests.  Watmms very own Goiter Sanchez contributes vocals, as well as my ex, as well as myself.  I did the programming, but Goiter had a lot of the great musical ideas as I recall.

 

The project is Moonzoomer.  I just uploaded it on my Zephyr Nova soundcloud.

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lol

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  On 3/16/2021 at 7:21 AM, Zephyr_Nova said:

Couldn't be bothered to master this... it's never been heard before outside those involved in its creation many years ago.  The ending is quite something.

 

My ex and I used to bang off weird tracks like this in an evening, sometimes with guests.  Watmms very own Goiter Sanchez contributes vocals, as well as my ex, as well as myself.  I did the programming, but Goiter had a lot of the great musical ideas as I recall.

 

The project is Moonzoomer.  I just uploaded it on my Zephyr Nova soundcloud.

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Funky funky!

mandatory

groovy

What I especially like about Zephyrs track is the percussive aspect of the fart sounds. You can actually hear his intestinal walls slapping together at the end of each fart. Beautiful

Obligatory Fartclops

Also I am eating beans right now.

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there was a time when I thought about starting such a thread. i could feel the pride for my thundering farts penetrating my conscience: i was on top of the world. gazing into the light, soothing in putrid methane substance that was once air, i realized that i am only but a vessel for a greater sire: the one that lives in billions inside my bowels, one that truly reigns this world. i am nothing compared to him; whose mysterious ways and ancient wisdom give birth to such thread-ripping thunders and thick, pure methane atmosphere that can kill, but also create life of its own. being so close to the creator drives people away in disgust, one's dwelling becomes a pit of stale despair.... and... if untreated, death by suffocation.

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