Boards of Canada Boards of Canada - "Shit Band"

Woah, BoC are in Encyclopedia Dramatica, under "Shit Band":

Boards of Canada

A pair of gay, incestuous, kid raping, twin brothers, who have made a career out of tricking stupid, elitist, electronic music loving fuckbags into believing they haven't written the same song 500 times in a row.

Selected Boards of Canada Discography:

Two in my Stink and One in my Drink Plzkthx (1995)

Musicians Have the Right to Rape Children (1998)

Geogaddi.....I Love Cock (2002)

I'm in my Sucking Cock by the Campfire Phase (I Wish I Could Quit You!) (2005)

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Shit_band

Is this one guy that writes all these? If so I'd be interested to hear what music he does like, as he bashes basically every genre of music and makes sweeping generalizations. If you're going to diss music, at least be more original about it.

  six said:

Is this one guy that writes all these?

It's a wiki site so it could be anyone. In fact it's probably someone on here, possibly Doc at the Radar Station himself ?

"Geogaddi.....I Love Cock (2002) " -> Come on man at least put some effort into it, I dunno something like George fucks daddy (I'm hungover so can't think of anything witty)

Well I believe this site was made by livejournal users, so it's down to you to work out who the real cunts are

those are hilarious

zomg someone said something bad about boc!

to the hexagonmobile!

The person who wrote that article is an attention whore.

RRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:omg:

i have wasted many hours on encyclopaedia dramatica. some of it is loltastic.

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Radiohead is considered excellent music by the same people who consider vomit an excellent lubricant

Man that's the funniest shit I've seen all day at least!! :grin: Brilliant!

i bet the cunt likes Fat boy Slim and Moby

you have to love venn diagrams like this

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Tool is a bunch of pretentious cocksuckers, who think that making pointless lyrics makes them artistic. They are considered as a progressive band, even thought that Adam can't play nothing more than 3 fucking chords and an average song has all of those chords that are usually sustained for 10 seconds, because Adam is so fucking retarded, he has to figure out, how will he change the position of his hands. This is clearly an indication of the down syndrome that Adam has. Because Danny can't keep a steady rhythm because he's even too retarded to be considered a drummer, he decided he'll just hit random drums on his drumset. Somehow fans believe that the drumming patterns make no sense, because they are to progressive, soon after this was declared, each fan decided that the patterns have a hidden meaning.

if the guy who wrote that is over 13 years old, i will be sincerely suprised/ sorry for his futereless pathetic life.

lol, yeah, this was definitely worth starting a thread about

  kaini said:

you have to love venn diagrams like this

 

LOL

thank god for that lj users/fags diagram, otherwise this thread is blows. who cares about what encyclopedia dramatica says unless its funny. see: radiohead bit

  Moebius said:

zomg someone said something bad about boc!

 

to the hexagonmobile!

this nearly cancelled out all the gay replies in this thread.

lol.