dream

drillkicker · February 9

i bought a head and had the head in my closet and the head rotted.

i wondered why i bought the head but then i got anxious, and i wanted to remove my head (not the one i use but the rotting one hidden in my closet).

but where does it go?

you cant just have a head. that aint legal. and if you put the head somewhere someone is gonna find out that you had it. so how do you put it somewhere that it wont end up getting you in trouble?

my solution? loosely roll some squares of paper towel around head, put head in plastic grocery store bag, throw bag at head merchant who sold me head. perfect.

i roll it up, put it in the bag, and start driving. but head doesnt make it over there. i wake up and now im stuck with the ghost of a head i couldnt return.