stool samplers

i'm on the market for a good stool sampler, do they make any kind of sampler that doubles as a workbench where you can sort of sit on it without messing up knobs and presets? like i'll sample some shit or what have you, then send it to my pc, and then i want to use the sampler as a stool while i work on the PC. know of anything like this?

renoise

Just for you!

i was really hoping to see a large photoshop or MSPaint concept piece from you fred

Can't you just sample your stool yourself?

There are probably some pretty tough ones that could be fashioned into a stool. But computers work pretty well as samplers anyways, so whats the point of an in-between step. wait..... is this a joke?