Song I made in an hour

I'm new to this forum, and I wouldn't feel right without posting some stupid crap I made early in the morning so that everyone can make fun of me. It's like a forum initiation to me that I have to be mocked before I get accepted. I haven't messed with forums in a while, so I'll try to be cautious about who I piss off. Listen to my track, it could be described as imaginitive, experimental, and autistic.

Maybe you guys can help me make something better, I need some contructive criticism.

I called it weird dance song, because I was pretty sure I could make a million dollars off it to alternative-alternative folk. haha

weirddancesong.mp3 2.18 MB · 144 downloads

you wont win pal or richard, *runs before battle begins*

lol

this is actually one of the worst things i've heard in years.

keep up the good work

mo

  mosca said:

this is actually one of the worst things i've heard in years.

haha! im ready to agree with you! lol!

Thanks, I knew it was terrible, but I was in a state of mind only known as "hyper-stupid" so I figured what the hell.

But I'm still pretty sure there's an audience for that somewhere.

Maybe in Australia...or Antartica.

I'll make sure to spend at least more than 10 minutes on the next one. And we can be laughing at this like it was the 1980's all over again.

The question on my mind is; 'why create a track in 1 hour when you can do it in 10 minutes?'.

This doesn't sound like it was made in fruityloops

i once did a similar track like this;;;lol

Bad music for its own sake = innovation. you should be signed to warp pronto.

  Boxus said:

Bad music for its own sake = innovation. you should be signed to warp pronto.

You're absolutely right.

I should note that I did only make it in 10 minutes. The hour part of this topic's title is misleading.

I have done you all a great injustice, and I am truly sorry.

But it was definately fruity loops, the demo version at that.

HAHAHAH, Brilliant! I'm putting this in the middle of a mix of really good music, just to confuse someone. Hey, you wanna hear something even worse/funnier though, check out a band called Dvar, the song Itiir.

Well, I've decided. The response I've gotten for my "music" makes me want even more attention.

So I've decided to make another song. Actually I've already made it, and now you can listen to it.

ultracoolsong.mp3Fetching info...

Pass it on to your friends, it's a guaranteed hit for autistic children and the mentally retarded everywhere. You know, scandanavian ravers and the american alternative-electronic music listeners alike. Respectively.

meh, the first one was worse (and thus better)

ultracoolsong was pretty cool; you're a talented musician

lol, this is great

hahahaha

:grin:

Orchestral stabs! Oh yeah! Where's the hexaganol drum pads?

By exploiting what appears to be the barest and most shallow of music production presets, CMCAdvanced has made an embarassingly accurate and snarky jab at today's popular music and that of years' past. This, folks, is what we like. We have the minimalistic, flimsy 4/4 thunk that methodically stops and starts beneath a few "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire" style gameshow pop-drama chords, the flare and fervor of pre-programmed isolated volume snare drumfills, and the brash basics found in the utterly stupid yet catchy lead harpsichord(ish) melody. It's not the poignant message behind "Weirddancesong" that makes it so novel, but rather the stark fuck-you-i-dont-care boldness in which the artist presents the piece. Omfg, pure genius; 10/10.

Making fun of pop is actually what I was going for, just so we're all clear.

Doesn't mean I'm an expertly talented musician, but I think I can do some good in the world.

By the way, I'm going to make a new thread, so migrate there my fans.

  Burger said:

By exploiting what appears to be the barest and most shallow of music production presets, CMCAdvanced has made an embarassingly accurate and snarky jab at today's popular music and that of years' past. This, folks, is what we like. We have the minimalistic, flimsy 4/4 thunk that methodically stops and starts beneath a few "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire" style gameshow pop-drama chords, the flare and fervor of pre-programmed isolated volume snare drumfills, and the brash basics found in the utterly stupid yet catchy lead harpsichord(ish) melody. It's not the poignant message behind "Weirddancesong" that makes it so novel, but rather the stark fuck-you-i-dont-care boldness in which the artist presents the piece. Omfg, pure genius; 10/10.

hahahahaha

you are the king of faux reviews

having just listened to your 'peice', i'm simply impressed by the fact that you can work a browser and querty keyboard. good going from what i can see.

stay around and post some more of this stuff. i don't think i've ever had so much fun.

seriously. i actually think you've hit on a new genre. music that brings people to spontaneous eruptions of hysterical guffawing and spasming around the floor in laughter. electrolaugh.

it's very good you know.

fuck off aphex twins - you are not welcome on this board

I made (and have posted in the "your first tune" thread) much worse, so I heartily LOL and say keep it up

fantastic work, great fx use

i did a whole catalog of stuff like this back in the day

it's more influenced by sonic foundry acid and looped samples from the interweb of dubious legality, but fruity usually made an apparence

maybe i can remix your traxes