Guest boo Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 years of eating a lot of that (and during hard times, nothing else (speculation)) has spawned a culture of frequent flossing, and maybe genetically stronger teeth. worst thread ever. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/12382-ive-worked-out-why-americans-generally-have-good-teeth/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
easterlingman Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 no, it's probably because we put floride in our water Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures ॐ आः हूँ वज्र गुरु पद्म सिद्धि हूँ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/12382-ive-worked-out-why-americans-generally-have-good-teeth/#findComment-247709 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atop Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 I think you are on to something, I like the thread......... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Atop's signature Hide all signatures music by ATOPdj mixes by ATOP https://woodbetweenworlds.bandcamp.com/album/777 https://auralcanyonmusic.bandcamp.com/album/once-i-was-as-you-are-now Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/12382-ive-worked-out-why-americans-generally-have-good-teeth/#findComment-247710 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mrx Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 they brush their teeth!!!! Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/12382-ive-worked-out-why-americans-generally-have-good-teeth/#findComment-247711 Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 those skewers make rathr large tooth pics ... dJstepop Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures A member of the non sequitairiate. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/12382-ive-worked-out-why-americans-generally-have-good-teeth/#findComment-247712 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest we_kill_soapscum Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 i love the idea of a british guy thinking that when families fall on hard times they eat only corn we eat mcdonalds cheeseburgers silly. they're a dollar! Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... actually, americans and the western world in general consumes far far too much corn, mostly in the form of processed by products like corn syrup and Fritos. its actually a huge problem. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/12382-ive-worked-out-why-americans-generally-have-good-teeth/#findComment-247713 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CMCAdvanced Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 Corn=Jesus Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/12382-ive-worked-out-why-americans-generally-have-good-teeth/#findComment-247714 Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 floride doesn't stop the teeth from being misaligned or the mouth crowded .. eh ... it's only in the water for the bums that can't even bother with teh basic hygene ... forcing the rest of the population to have to deal with an excess of floride in their systems .. plus polluting the local soils with a build-up of florides .. which then show up in the foods .... like the corn first mentioned .. heh lol ... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures A member of the non sequitairiate. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/12382-ive-worked-out-why-americans-generally-have-good-teeth/#findComment-247717 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dr. Elemeno von Hat X: PhD Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 we have dental plan lisa needs braces dental plan lisa needs braces dental plan Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/12382-ive-worked-out-why-americans-generally-have-good-teeth/#findComment-247718 Share on other sites More sharing options...
easterlingman Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 i've never needed braces... my teeth are soft and full of holes, but nevertheless perfectly aligned Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures ॐ आः हूँ वज्र गुरु पद्म सिद्धि हूँ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/12382-ive-worked-out-why-americans-generally-have-good-teeth/#findComment-247723 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest we_kill_soapscum Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 for some reason im excited to see where this thread goes. it could go ANYWHERE Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/12382-ive-worked-out-why-americans-generally-have-good-teeth/#findComment-247726 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 anyone shit their pants ever? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/12382-ive-worked-out-why-americans-generally-have-good-teeth/#findComment-247732 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 we_kill_soapscum said: i love the idea of a british guy thinking that when families fall on hard times they eat only corn we eat mcdonalds cheeseburgers silly. they're a dollar! Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... actually, americans and the western world in general consumes far far too much corn, mostly in the form of processed by products like corn syrup and Fritos. its actually a huge problem. sorry but i meant early settlers or something Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/12382-ive-worked-out-why-americans-generally-have-good-teeth/#findComment-247737 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 Yeah, definitely the dental plan. Now they just need a healthy, mandatory diet plan. I'm visitting Ireland right now and the teeth situation is pretty scary at times. It was one of the first things that really stuck out for me about the differences between here and where I'm from. But then visit France and everyone looks like they're straight out of a Calvin Klein ad. Talk about culture shock. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Zephyr_Nova's signature Hide all signatures http://zephyrnova.bandcamp.com/releases My noise: http://cthulhudetonator.bandcamp.com My band: http://theskylitup.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/12382-ive-worked-out-why-americans-generally-have-good-teeth/#findComment-247738 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shockerbrown Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 (edited) we_kill_soapscum said: we eat mcdonalds cheeseburgers silly. they're a dollar! OMG ONE FUCKIN DOLLA! AMAZING EVERYBODY CAN EAT, EVEN TEH POOR nsfw: http://photos.hotfreelayouts.com/photos/333/mcDonalds.jpg long live america! nsfw: http://www.waaromnou.nl/media/3/20040811-fat_guy.jpg long live america! nsfw: http://www.shanghaiist.com/attachments/sha...n/mcdonalds.jpg long live america! EDIT: sorry easty. thx for the nsfws... Edited September 14, 2006 by Shockerbrown Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/12382-ive-worked-out-why-americans-generally-have-good-teeth/#findComment-247740 Share on other sites More sharing options...
easterlingman Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 we need to make an airborne version of this: http://www.oragenics.com/ Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures ॐ आः हूँ वज्र गुरु पद्म सिद्धि हूँ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/12382-ive-worked-out-why-americans-generally-have-good-teeth/#findComment-247741 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest we_kill_soapscum Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 Burger said: anyone shit their pants ever? no. but freshmen year in college, i'd put my mattress on the ground so i could put my turntables on the bedframe. the evening of halloween i went to some party with a bunch of people i didnt really like, got wasted, came home, vomited, passed out. i cleaned up the mess in the morning, but 2 days after my friend came over and told me my room smelled like vomit, hardcore. i lifted up my mattress to find a new pool of vomit i'd missed that'd been chilling there for 72 hours. i was so vomited-out i had stopped noticing the smell. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/12382-ive-worked-out-why-americans-generally-have-good-teeth/#findComment-247742 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 we_kill_soapscum said: Burger said: anyone shit their pants ever? no. but freshmen year in college, i'd put my mattress on the ground so i could put my turntables on the bedframe. the evening of halloween i went to some party with a bunch of people i didnt really like, got wasted, came home, vomited, passed out. i cleaned up the mess in the morning, but 2 days after my friend came over and told me my room smelled like vomit, hardcore. i lifted up my mattress to find a new pool of vomit i'd missed that'd been chilling there for 72 hours. i was so vomited-out i had stopped noticing the smell. how many times did you floss during that time? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/12382-ive-worked-out-why-americans-generally-have-good-teeth/#findComment-247754 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest we_kill_soapscum Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 pfsh, who the fuck flosses? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/12382-ive-worked-out-why-americans-generally-have-good-teeth/#findComment-247757 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 floss has fuck all to do with bad teeth. it's all about getting braces when youre 12 years old or whatever. i had shit teeth, buck teeth pointing all over the place. i had braces on for 3 years. if it werent for braces i'd be cleaning bathrooms for a living right now. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/12382-ive-worked-out-why-americans-generally-have-good-teeth/#findComment-247759 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 there's a framed photo of jim carrey in my dentist waiting room. i mean "good teeth" as in very white, lack of cavities, rather than misalignment. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/12382-ive-worked-out-why-americans-generally-have-good-teeth/#findComment-247762 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Captain Cooper Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 I've got crooked top teeth. I don't like them at all but I think I might imagine them as worse than they are because I have such a complex about it. I also have a severe (crippling actually) dental phobia. You could say I'm "tooth crazy" in that I'm insane when it comes to my teeth. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/12382-ive-worked-out-why-americans-generally-have-good-teeth/#findComment-247765 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velazquez Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 Burger said: anyone shit their pants ever? does sharting count ? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Velazquez's signature Hide all signatures Hugh Hefner's Nephew Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/12382-ive-worked-out-why-americans-generally-have-good-teeth/#findComment-247773 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 hell yes sharting wails tauboo said: there's a framed photo of jim carrey in my dentist waiting room. i mean "good teeth" as in very white, lack of cavities, rather than misalignment. ah. probably all the cross breeding america has done. latin americans have fantastic teeth, so do africans. yall gotta breed with the exotics up there more Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/12382-ive-worked-out-why-americans-generally-have-good-teeth/#findComment-247784 Share on other sites More sharing options...
azatoth Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 (edited) i have had just one small cavity when i was a kid and some kind of contraption that i wore at night for a few months to straighten my bite out..last time i had a check up they said i produced alot of saliva which apparently helps protect the teeth...i most of the time brush my teeth twice a day...i don't floss...i have a million dollar smile..except for the slight discoloration of a partial crown i have on one chipped front tooth. on my other chipped tooth i have a expensive full crown, which looks mint. now you know that, my dear watmmers! Edited September 14, 2006 by Donut Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide azatoth's signature Hide all signatures last.fm the biggest illusion is yourself Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/12382-ive-worked-out-why-americans-generally-have-good-teeth/#findComment-247800 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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