the astronaut farmer

i was watching tv and the trailer for this new 'movie' came on. i honestly was thinking it was a parody, but... it wasn't...

ÝÀ wtf

they thought they could stop him..

"you thought you could stop me!"

but they were wrong.

"you're wrong!"

dead wrong.

"aaargh!" *ratatatata*

this summer

"i've got to save the earth!"

a young man and his killer robot

learn the true meaning of vegetarianism

as they fight the forces of al qaida

"you can do it killer robot, i know you can!"

"beep beep *square wave*"

*music reaches crescendo*

when all else fails

"all else has failed!"

believe in your killer robot

"i believe in you!"

"blip blop *square wave*"