Potatoes : Where do you rate them?

Why do you hate mashed potatoes?

i was thinking of doing this. with potatos, too.

i'm scared.

garlic & sharp cheddah bay-bee@@#@

Hate/10

  Caustic said:

Hate/10

Dear 'ey fex twinz,

caustic here wanna-wanna-be-yo-lovah.

Yours in truey warning,

Anon

  BoomTssPhace said:

Why do you hate mashed potatoes?

Why do you say mashed potatoes?

Ahh, It's that track, 'Children Squawking' of HAB. The kids voice works well with the Yorkshire accent. But can anyone work out the rest of the song lyrics e.g at 1 min 32 secs?

If im chosen,then my mum wears skirts for me...my mum always keeps

em on until I get in late.

I can't figure out the accent either.

EDIT: It is also slightly creepy to tell people that you're listening to a track called "Children Talking"

Don't do it.

love me some bangers and mash.

Or,you know,just eat the fucking extra mash.

Simple really.

Best lyrics off HAB:

'well my husband's saying "ooh get me another tire, get me another shit, get me another willy" evvvvvvvvvvvvvrydaaaaaaaaaaaaaay'

Class!

  Caustic said:

If im chosen,then my mum wears skirts for me...my mum always keeps

em on until I get in late.

 

I can't figure out the accent either.

 

EDIT: It is also slightly creepy to tell people that you're listening to a track called "Children Talking"

Don't do it.

That's cuz you're what's known as an 'Aphexophile' mate. Check out the spunk sound (RDJ's own jizz) at 3:36.

Good attempt at deciphering the lyrics! The accent is a Yorkshire accent mate. I know cuz that's what I sounded like as a kid.

Anyone know where the sample originates?

  Kenneth172 said:

Good attempt at deciphering the lyrics! The accent is a Yorkshire accent mate. I know cuz that's what I sounded like as a kid.

Is that true m8

  Helper ET said:

Anyone know where the sample originates?

Some BBC record from the 70s

  Caustic said:

  Kenneth172 said:

Good attempt at deciphering the lyrics! The accent is a Yorkshire accent mate. I know cuz that's what I sounded like as a kid.

 

Is that true m8

 

Shit, I've been exposed!

"If I'm, if I'm, if I'm, if I'm, if I'm chosen then me name escapes me, me mam whips skates on until I get in there during the day"

  Helper ET said:

Anyone know where the sample originates?

a record richie got from a charity shop

use the search function m8, u-ziq posted samples of the actual record on mu before

  Kenneth172 said:

  Caustic said:

  Kenneth172 said:

Good attempt at deciphering the lyrics! The accent is a Yorkshire accent mate. I know cuz that's what I sounded like as a kid.

 

Is that true m8

 

 

Shit, I've been exposed!

 

"If I'm, if I'm, if I'm, if I'm, if I'm chosen then me name escapes me, me mam whips skates on until I get in there during the day"

This track is obviously about a very forgetful,potato hating child with a rollerskating mother.

I would expect no less from Ricky Dejams.

  Caustic said:

This track is obviously about a very forgetful,potato hating child with a rollerskating mother.

 

I would expect no less from Ricky Dejams.

Pritchard patater hater rollerskater mathafacka....... evvvvvvvvvvvrydaaaaaaaaaaaay

happy birthday my little 28 year old mashed potato

well you'd be 29 by now cause you were mashed after midnight

Here's the original unprocessed sample he used in "Every day":

  Barricade said:

Here's the original unprocessed sample he used in "Every day":

 

Wooly

What's it from?

It's also pretty weird listening to it without the plasticy percussion and melody.

Ohhhh myyy gooddddd

Sounded pretty fucked that. I cringed with embarrassment. Evrydaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

Barricade eternal respect...

I knew I'd read a post about this a while back. And I'd spent years thinking that kid had a Geordie (or Mackem, or whatever) accent... He sounds like a fat little twat to me as well, but I've no idea why.