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I feel like theres a tree growing out of the top of my head


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you kiddin me? wastin my time on the computer when i could be huggin trees? no man. Well I could hug the tree coming out of my skull;

  sneaksta303 said:
they have a shampoo for that i think

 

I'm not sure I want it to go away because I think I'm channeling some sort of divine knowledge from it...

  YEK said:
it has to be removed from the roots. It must go

 

why? Is this not meant to be?

 

  Dr. Elemeno von Hat X: PhD said:
it's like that genetics gum in rocko's modern life

 

/start new thread about Rocko's Modern life

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  petr said:
hey what kinda trees you want to talk about cuz i almost went to school for botany and i love trees

maybe everyone should list their top 5 or somethin..

 

sounds like a plan!!!

 

1. American Sycamore: 800px-American-Sycamore-Bark.jpg

 

2. Honey Locust: P61211963.jpg

 

3. Black Spruce: Tom_spruce.jpg

 

4. Baobob: baobob.jpg

 

5. Pear Tree: 99713738_5005611fd1.jpg

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Climbable ones.

 

Seriously, trees are there BECAUSE climbing is fun. Monkeys started using them for food, and they evolved into miniature mountains. They then started loosing competition to Walmart's easy-tear zebras, so they ended up having branches that won't break if you hang onto them.

 

Now, people can pretty much sleep 30m high in a tree, but humans find it easier to slice them down to make traditional wooden gun handles.

 

The United Nations are currently having talks about banning wood.

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