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http://www.amazon.com/JL421-Badonkadonk-La...cr_pr_mention_i

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The JL421 Badonkadonk is a completely unique, extremely rare land vehicle and battle tank. Designed with versatility in mind, the Donk can transport cargo or a crew of five internally or on the roof, and can be piloted from within the armored shell or from an exposed standing position through the hatch, thanks to special one-way steel mesh armor windows and a control stick that pivots up and down to allow piloting from the standing or seated positions. The interior is fully carpeted and cozy, with accent lighting and room for up to five people. A 400 watt premium sound system with PA is mounted to project sound both into the cabin and outward from behind the windows. The exterior is a steel shell with a rust patina, and features head and tail lights, turn signal lights, trim lighting, underbody lighting, fixed slats protecting the windows, and a unique industrial-strength rubberized flexible skirt that shields and protects the wheels to within an inch of the ground, while still allowing for enough flex to give clearance over bumpy and uneven terrain. Master power, ignition, all lighting, and stereo features are controlled from a single switchboard to the left of the driver, again accessible from either the seated or standing position. Standard drive is an air-cooled, 6hp Tecumseh gasoline (unleaded only) engine, with centrifugal clutch, giving the Donk a top speed of 40 mph [hahathhat note: forwards and backwards???]. This vehicle is not licensed for use on public roads, and is intended as a recreational vehicle only. Badonkadonks are produced on an order-by-order basis, with each one having it's own unique set of features. With your order is included unlimited consultations with the designer and manufacturer concerning all relevant options (a representative from NAO will contact you shortly after your order). Price does not include shipping and handling.

i knew there was some reason i thought of that shiny metal clods topic earlier tonight

it was long before i saw the tank however

Very, very interesting.

:angry:

The best part of the Amazon page is without a doubt the "Customers Who Viewed This Item Also Viewed.." section. Five Stars.

  children r r future said:

The best part of the Amazon page is without a doubt the "Customers Who Viewed This Item Also Viewed.." section. Five Stars.

itching powder stinkbombs and micro g-strings equals my kind of party

  children r r future said:

The best part of the Amazon page is without a doubt the "Customers Who Viewed This Item Also Viewed.." section. Five Stars.

totally. uranium, g-strings, and synthetic urine. check the comments on all of them.

  hahathhat said:

  children r r future said:

The best part of the Amazon page is without a doubt the "Customers Who Viewed This Item Also Viewed.." section. Five Stars.

 

totally. uranium, g-strings, and synthetic urine. check the comments on all of them.

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Customer Reviews

 

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Finally, a tank you can trust, December 1, 2005

By Thomas Dunham "Los Pepes" (Catonsville, Maryland United States) - See all my reviews

 

 

I'll admit it. Shopping for a personal tank can be a bit daunting. Many times in the past I've purchased overpriced, so-called "battle tanks", then driven them into battle only to be wrecked in ten minutes by the first blow off of some insurgents home-made morter.

 

But not this baby, no way.

 

This tank R-O-C-K-S! Literally- the 400-watt sound-system keeps me rockin like a crazy man as I'm dishing out justice commando style. Wow. I just can't say enough. And the kids love it, too- imagine the look of terror in the eyes of the enemy as I'm dropping off my kid's team to their soccer game. Shock and awe, my friends, SHOCK AND AWE!

 

I had NAO install the optional GPS-guided white phosphorus missile system, and talk about *SWEET*! Burn baby burn!!!

 

Oh, it also has plenty of room for groceries, and if you need to like move a loveseat or something it'll fit if you use a little bungee cord.

 

The only real negative with this tank is that it shows up on radar a little more than I like (although there is a polyresin graphite stealth model available). Also, the included spare isn't full size.

 

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LOL, halarious! :teeth: Also the micro g-strings look nice as well

if you buy one post pics for us k