EKT Axioms

* Everyone has the right to music, no matter how shit they may be.

* You will never have enough cables (or mixer channels, or mics...)

* Set up the gear and wires before imbibing.

* No one wins in the volume wars

* Jerks Ruin Recordings

* Cowbell fundamental pitches are 587Hz and 845Hz.

* Julius Chorizo is a fascist chipmunk

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* Forgive them, Lord. They know not what they do

hey, i make little rules for myself sometimes, i figured other people might; am curious what they went with!

Tell me more about this Mr. Chorizo.

i made him up to show i was serious, but not too serious.

You know more than you say.

You can only make:

a) acid (afx)

b) electronic music (autechre)

c) lush (boc)

d) drill'n'bass (sqp, vsnares, afx)

hey now, orbital owns lush.