amazon reviews of denon audiophile cables challenge freshmouse

**kaini** · June 25, 2008

http://gadgets.boingboing.net/2008/06/22/a...der-review.html

user testimonials:

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"If I could use a rusty boxcutter to carve a new orifice in my body that's compatible with this link cable, I would already be doing it. I can just imagine the pure musical goodness that would flow through this cable into the wound and fill me completely -- like white, holy light."

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ââ‚¬Å“A caution to people buying these: if you do not follow the ââ‚¬Ëœdirectional markingsââ‚¬â„¢ on the cables, your music will play backwards. Please check that before mentioning it in your reviews.ââ‚¬

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"The first time I downloaded a picture to the printer over this cable, the bits moved so fast the printer collapsed into a naked singularity, right there in my office.ââ‚¬

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"I accidentally dropped one end of my Denon cable into a glass of Tuscan whole milk I was drinking. Later when I finished my milk (yeah, I still drank it; should I not have done that?), my right arm (lost in an accident in 1987) spontaneously grew back. Is that normal?"

the ball is in mcgriff's sack.

btw list price: $500.99, Amazon price: 499.99.

Edited June 25, 2008 by kaini