fuck you

Venus No. 17 is certainly one of the most epic songs in history - not to exclude the Acid Mix and Tundra 4.

I don't understand. Fuck it? It's epic?

Anyway, tonight I was talking to this girl at a party. She looked pretty rough, she was hammered and just split up with her bf after 4 years. I assumed this was why.

After talking to her for quite some time, I found out she had recently been mauled by a dog, and thats why her face was covered in scars.

I felt bad for leaving at this point. But what would you do?

I don't quite understand the logic you are trying to convey. To clarify, though, I meant "fuck you" to whoever can reading the title of this thread, then I proceeded to boldly claim that Venus No. 17 is one of the most epic patterns of sequenced humanly-audible frequencies that has been compiled thus far.

So this cunt was mauled, and she and her boyfriend decided to "brake up" (whatever the fuck that means), which was probably proposed in some emotional manner either by one, the other, or both of them. Maybe her supposed ex-male-counterpart broke up with her because she looks like a retarded-downs burn victim with fucking paw marks on her cheeks. Supposedly "beer goggles" make women seem more attractive, but despite how much I've had to drink at parties I've found that the drunk bitches are at least temporarily less attractive. So now you have a retarded DRUNK fucking downs bitch with burns all over her body and paw marks on her fucking face. Can I be invited to one of your parties?

can i have some of your drugs?

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Can I be invited to one of your parties?

I'm having a pirate themed birthday party at the park you can come if you want, there will be cake and ice cream. :arrr:

  hahathhat said:

can i have some of your drugs?

Well when I wrote that I was on Venus No. 17. Right now I'm on Natureland. Which one would you like?

venus no. 17 definitely, always thought natureland was a little dull. and too squirty.

  omgyjya_switch7 said:

I don't understand. Fuck it? It's epic?

 

Anyway, tonight I was talking to this girl at a party. She looked pretty rough, she was hammered and just split up with her bf after 4 years. I assumed this was why.

 

After talking to her for quite some time, I found out she had recently been mauled by a dog, and thats why her face was covered in scars.

 

I felt bad for leaving at this point. But what would you do?

Well she still could've been pretty even with scars. I knew a girl who had a scar to the left of her mouth, but she was still super hot. I'm not picky I'll admit it when it comes to females.

  woofer said:

I don't quite understand the logic you are trying to convey. To clarify, though, I meant "fuck you" to whoever can reading the title of this thread, then I proceeded to boldly claim that Venus No. 17 is one of the most epic patterns of sequenced humanly-audible frequencies that has been compiled thus far.

 

So this cunt was mauled, and she and her boyfriend decided to "brake up" (whatever the fuck that means), which was probably proposed in some emotional manner either by one, the other, or both of them. Maybe her supposed ex-male-counterpart broke up with her because she looks like a retarded-downs burn victim with fucking paw marks on her cheeks. Supposedly "beer goggles" make women seem more attractive, but despite how much I've had to drink at parties I've found that the drunk bitches are at least temporarily less attractive. So now you have a retarded DRUNK fucking downs bitch with burns all over her body and paw marks on her fucking face. Can I be invited to one of your parties?

I think you may have some anger issues. I was drunk when I posted so have no idea what my intent was, just talking to someone I guess. She didn't look too bad, just like she was wearing far too much makeup and had then gotten too pissed and smudged it all around.

I don't know if I would invite you to a party, do you like to break things?

  The Pod said:

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Can I be invited to one of your parties?

 

I'm having a pirate themed birthday party at the park you can come if you want, there will be cake and ice cream. :arrr:

That sounds lovely. Is it at an outdoor play park kinda park?

  omgyjya_switch7 said:

  woofer said:

I don't quite understand the logic you are trying to convey. To clarify, though, I meant "fuck you" to whoever can reading the title of this thread, then I proceeded to boldly claim that Venus No. 17 is one of the most epic patterns of sequenced humanly-audible frequencies that has been compiled thus far.

 

So this cunt was mauled, and she and her boyfriend decided to "brake up" (whatever the fuck that means), which was probably proposed in some emotional manner either by one, the other, or both of them. Maybe her supposed ex-male-counterpart broke up with her because she looks like a retarded-downs burn victim with fucking paw marks on her cheeks. Supposedly "beer goggles" make women seem more attractive, but despite how much I've had to drink at parties I've found that the drunk bitches are at least temporarily less attractive. So now you have a retarded DRUNK fucking downs bitch with burns all over her body and paw marks on her fucking face. Can I be invited to one of your parties?

 

I think you may have some anger issues. I was drunk when I posted so have no idea what my intent was, just talking to someone I guess. She didn't look too bad, just like she was wearing far too much makeup and had then gotten too pissed and smudged it all around.

 

I don't know if I would invite you to a party, do you like to break things?

it would seem he likes to "brake" things.

  woofer said:

  The Pod said:

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Can I be invited to one of your parties?

 

I'm having a pirate themed birthday party at the park you can come if you want, there will be cake and ice cream. :arrr:

 

That sounds lovely. Is it at an outdoor play park kinda park?

Yes, you can run around and enjoy the weather.

I have little cut outs of cartoon pirates which will be put on trees as well as a pirate ship pinata.

Aww. I wish I could go. :(

  omgyjya_switch7 said:

I don't understand. Fuck it? It's epic?

 

Anyway, tonight I was talking to this girl at a party. She looked pretty rough, she was hammered and just split up with her bf after 4 years. I assumed this was why.

 

After talking to her for quite some time, I found out she had recently been mauled by a dog, and thats why her face was covered in scars.

 

I felt bad for leaving at this point. But what would you do?

  woofer said:

I don't quite understand the logic you are trying to convey. To clarify, though, I meant "fuck you" to whoever can reading the title of this thread, then I proceeded to boldly claim that Venus No. 17 is one of the most epic patterns of sequenced humanly-audible frequencies that has been compiled thus far.

 

So this cunt was mauled, and she and her boyfriend decided to "brake up" (whatever the fuck that means), which was probably proposed in some emotional manner either by one, the other, or both of them. Maybe her supposed ex-male-counterpart broke up with her because she looks like a retarded-downs burn victim with fucking paw marks on her cheeks. Supposedly "beer goggles" make women seem more attractive, but despite how much I've had to drink at parties I've found that the drunk bitches are at least temporarily less attractive. So now you have a retarded DRUNK fucking downs bitch with burns all over her body and paw marks on her fucking face. Can I be invited to one of your parties?

i really enjoyed the scarred face lonely girl at the party story, you should write a book. but when the next guy posted, we all couldnt tell if he was mad or like just joking or maybe both but the result was pretty funny. then the next poster invited people to his pirate party and posted a pirate right after jis text and i almost loledloeld because i like pirates also

Is there anyone who does not like a pirate? Everybody loves a villain, and not only do pirates kill and steal the booty, the get all the wenches too. Excellent.

  omgyjya_switch7 said:

Aww. I wish I could go. :(

What's stopping you, fella?

You live too far away to grab some jelly and ice cream. :(

  omgyjya_switch7 said:

I don't understand. Fuck it? It's epic?

 

Anyway, tonight I was talking to this girl at a party. She looked pretty rough, she was hammered and just split up with her bf after 4 years. I assumed this was why.

 

After talking to her for quite some time, I found out she had recently been mauled by a dog, and thats why her face was covered in scars.

 

I felt bad for leaving at this point. But what would you do?

I like where this thread is going.

i like it and that is why i got the 12". i like the acid mix. tundra 4 is great too.

  azatoth said:

tundra 4 is great too.

but is it better than a hammered bird with dog scratches on her face?

  ezkerraldean said:

  azatoth said:

tundra 4 is great too.

but is it better than a hammered bird with dog scratches on her face?

if she's fit with a nice butt and tits, then no.

  ezkerraldean said:

  azatoth said:

tundra 4 is great too.

but is it better than a humming bird with dog scratches on her face?

misred

  hahathhat said:

  ezkerraldean said:

  azatoth said:

tundra 4 is great too.

but is it better than a humming bird with dog scratches on her face?

 

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