I just got the best SPAM mail, ever

This somehow went past my spam filter and into my inbox.

From: Gunte Typhomalarial <guntetyphomalarial1167287@yahoo.com>

Subject: Get the erection you want

hit less opera sound, stalk roast as mouse.

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WTF?

typhomalarial is a cool surname

ive been getting spam text messages on my cell phone, how do i get rid of that?

I'd love to get the erection I want. To stalk roast as mouse would be something else though.

  beneboi said:

ive been getting spam text messages on my cell phone, how do i get rid of that?

delete system32

sorry, deepex automatically wins thread

anyone else getting these? :smiling:

stalk roast as mouse INDEED

and holy shit, is that deepex thing an actual ad?

from elynkinthaert35@hotmail.com

to shop@bluetowel.com

date Sun, Mar 29, 2009 at 4:42 AM

subject Muum plyas with her npiples seduicng her soon

mailed-by hotmail.com

hide details 4:42 AM (11 hours ago)

Reply

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Gavrilalc, whaat is it to be?"

Gavrilalc, whaat is it to be?

pretty sure james joyce is writing my spam mails

  Quote

ever, very thin, very wrinkled, bent with There, what is that blockhead

always been a doubtful value andlast, ﾓ but I'm convinced that he is not within a river

"http://fontlesbianpornl.com us," said a woman, crossingnothing astonishing about this

be found in the range of Britishyou. "I'm in trouble too," I growled.

that one's called "doggy getting a blowjob", by the way

I just got this one a moment ago:

Thhis is your penis: 8--o

Thhis is your penis on drugs: 8=====O

Any questiions?

Lord's calamities came to be called by the name good as to

have your doubts. All right, glad you go unto rama who is

thy preceptor! Do what is of my previous lives. O king,

i throw myself on his own, pertinently said these words

unto me.

  zaphod said:

pretty sure james joyce is writing my spam mails

 

  Quote

ever, very thin, very wrinkled, bent with There, what is that blockhead

always been a doubtful value andlast, ﾓ but I'm convinced that he is not within a river

"http://fontlesbianpornl.com us," said a woman, crossingnothing astonishing about this

be found in the range of Britishyou. "I'm in trouble too," I growled.

 

that one's called "doggy getting a blowjob", by the way

fucking lol

A virusy-sounding word is pornl.

  beneboi said:

ive been getting spam text messages on my cell phone, how do i get rid of that?

woah thats intense, someone who has your cellphone # must hate yu

there have been a few times where i get bombarded for months by cold calls or spam messages and im such a paranoid fuck that the first thought i have is 'what enemy of mine has done this'

i got:

Dear ,

I'm happy to inform you about my success in getting those funds transferred under the cooperation of a new partner from paraguay. Presently i'm in Paraguay for investment projects with my own share of the total sum meanwhile,i didn't forget your past efforts and attempts to assist me in transferring those funds despite that it failed us some how.

Now contact my secretary in Benin his name is Sunday Onwukwe on sunday_onwukwe@yahoo.com ; ask him to send you the total of USD$ 2 MILLION which i kept for your compensation for all the past efforts and attempts to assist me in this matter. I appreciated your efforts at that time very much. so feel free and get in touched with my secretary Sunday Onwukwe and instruct him where to send the amount to you.

Please do let me know immediately you receive it so that we can share the joy after all the sufferness at that time. in the moment, I'm very busy here because of the investment projects which me and the new partner are having at hand, finally, remember that I had forwarded instruction to the secretary on your behalf to receive that money, so feel free to get in touch with Sunday Onwukwe, he will send the amount to you without any delay.

Yours brother ,

Ben Alams.

QTF!