how awesome would it be if you could really do magic like harry potter?

do you guys ever pretend that you can do magic? or daydream about it?

sometimes, if i'm alone on an elevator, i'll pretend that I'm controlling the elevator with my powers. like the elevator can't go up until i raise my hand and it comes to a stop as i slowly lower my hand. when i part my hands the doors open. or sometimes when i'm stopped at a stop light, i'll do a little motion in the air with my thumb and first two fingers pretending that i made the light turn green.

i wish i had real powers, like telekinesis or mind reading. i also sometimes pretend that i live in a world where mythical creatures like unicorns and pegasus are real. that would be so fun. it would also be cool to see inside other people's pants.

*waggles wand*

*magic happens*

i am actually magic in real life. honestly.

yea, sometimes i wish that i had magical powers, but more than that, i wish i had an awesome mech hard-suit that had a bunch of cool weapons built in and was capable of flying and even breaking the atmosphere to fly around in space. that would be the baddest shit ever in my book.

lol what a nerd

lol

I FARTED AND A LITTLE POO CAME OUT

time for a shit mate

I can see inside all of your pants, and I have to say...

i'm wearing lead pants

i saw some people playing fucking quiddich in the park the other day, fucking running around on broomsticks like a bunch of faggots

  Fred McGriff said:

i saw some people playing fucking quiddich in the park the other day, fucking running around on broomsticks like a bunch of faggots

what were they using for bludgers?

what's quiddich?

can we turn this into a juggalo thread? this is going to turn into a juggalo thread.

  LOL Alzado said:

  Fred McGriff said:

i saw some people playing fucking quiddich in the park the other day, fucking running around on broomsticks like a bunch of faggots

what were they using for bludgers?

canarys stupid!

there's a scene in harry potter 3 and it's a quiddich scene and if you freeze frame at one point you can see that one of the actors has shat himself.

no joke dudes.

i do magic, i don't like to go on about it tho...

but... this one time... a bumble bee landed on my nose.

i concentrated really really hard on making the bumble bee disappear with just the power of my mind.

3 minutes later the bumble bee was gone and i never saw it again...

to cut along story short. yes, i am a powerful warlock. fear me!

What, if I could just kill people, without any physical evidence?

  Dragon said:

What, if I could just kill people, without any physical evidence?

we'd still think you were a tool

if you could choose between only one of his powers, what would it be, invisibility? flying? teleportation? telekinesis?

metamorphosis?

flying would be great, as teleportation, but invisibility is the shit imo. imagine all you could do if you had the invisibility cloak. i would spend my entire life spying on naked women and fucking them incognito hahaha

it would be cool to stick your boner outside the invisibility cloak so all the wimmins saw coming at them was a throbbing pen0x suspended in mid air

few more posts and its juggalos...