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Given that there are many food afficiandos on watmm i thought i'd drum up some respect for garlic. shit is unreal. if you don't like garlic you fail at life. i put it in everything and i love it. went through like 5 bunches of garlic in like 3 weeks

 

 

i'll eat garlic ice cream or garlic vagina i don't care, garlic cannot be beat.

 

it is essential.

 

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god damn.

 

edit - i sit down when i pee

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  On 8/19/2011 at 9:51 PM, Luke Fucking Hazard said:

Essines has, and always will remind me of MacReady.

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Amen!

 

I put garlic in everything I cook. Also, I like to throw the diced garlic in the hot oil first, before the onions (or ginger, as the circumstances require). A lot of people will tell you that this is wrong, as the garlic will burn, but fuck that! You let the garlic sizzle until it's brown & then throw the rest of the shite in there - the flavour that you get by doing this is amazing. Makes your house smell awesome too =D

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yes

 

  bronchuseven said:
Amen!

 

I put garlic in everything I cook. Also, I like to throw the diced garlic in the hot oil first, before the onions (or ginger, as the circumstances require). A lot of people will tell you that this is wrong, as the garlic will burn, but fuck that! You let the garlic sizzle until it's brown & then throw the rest of the shite in there - the flavour that you get by doing this is amazing. Makes your house smell awesome too =D

hmm no

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Fuck this culinary elitist bullshit!  Garlic is an affordable, beneficial, savory addition to cooking that adds flavor and interest, even if you don't have a fucking four-thousand dollar spice rack above your stove.

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  tauboo said:
you basically said the same thing y0

 

That isn't what I meant.  Garlic can be great without being central to the latest culinary trend.

  Armour Park said:
yeah man I meant basic in a good way :stuart:

 

That's what I was apologizing for . . . 

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  Armour Park said:
no need, 1236 :smiling: :cool::beer:

 

Thanks, from one PNWer to another.  I've let my mouth get me into too much trouble here already.

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  xxx said:
Did anyone catch the episode of Food Detectives on food network where they tested the statement that people stink of what they eat. Two exp. groups: one-a shitload of garlic for a week, tow-shitloads of curry. They then got control and exp. groups sweating and brought in a professional sniffer who works for a fragrance company. Out of a bunch a trials, he successfully nailed the garlic and curry folks after smelling the crook of their arms.

 

You know, I don't give a fuck--I eat garlic and curry and it winds up in my sweat, you SMELL me?

People just need to know that's how I roll.

 

I can top that.  My mother found out that garlic can help curb athlete's foot, so she made my father a garlic poultice to put on the bottom of his foot.  Three hours later, you could smell garlic in his breath.

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  xxx said:
Ack, that's fucking cool! For two levels, garlic aromatics making it to his breath and the fact that your mom actually made a poultice in the 21st century. Respek

 

Well, it probably wasn't a regulation poultice.  If I remember correctly, it was mostly gauze and LOTS of bandage tape.  

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