Possible RDJ illnesses?

If your friend, and (ou)R DJ, RDJ, had an illness of any kind, what do you think it'd be?

I could see him coming down with da gout.

Could be terminal, could be easily remedied, could be roids. You tell me.

vaginal lichen sclerosis

Do you sleep with your head near a microwave?

If anything, I believe Death Fuck Mental Beats to be an obvious indication that he has contracted scabies and/or a simple case of pruritus at some point. Whether or not he has since realized what it is and subsequently applied the Eli-Mite cream is up for question. Also, Goodbye Rute is a blatant sonic account that details (in depth) Richard's repeated accrual of "red wings" on the face.

  oldmnfshningakayakoutfalog said:

If your friend, and (ou)R DJ, RDJ, had an illness of any kind, what do you think it'd be?

I could see him coming down with da gout.

Could be terminal, could be easily remedied, could be roids. You tell me.

he will die like andy kaufman, mysteriously contracting rare cancer. the source will lie in his being surrounded in a bubble of negative energy, created by his fans, whom he finally pushes too far.

if that's too dismal, i wager carpal tunnel syndrome, knob RSI, etc. could be a major pain in his life.