so i went out for the first time in ages

and then a girl jumped on me, making me fall on my knee.. which is now fucked up

that song sucks.. why are canadians so retarded?

but there's a happy ending, she tried again and i danced her around the room holding her lacy fencenet stocking thighs

word

lol

I guess you could say you were "owned" so to speak.

i suppose.

A girl hey? pretty cool stuff if you ask me

yea it was

why jumped?

she seemed to be a dance enthusiast or professional dancer. there was group of them, 3 girls and 1 dude from Denmark wearing a vest. the dude was quite short, so i think she was looking for a tall man perhaps. she jumped at me sort of from my side after she had initiated dancing with me, but she jumped really high, so she sort of landed on me. it worked better when i knew it was coming.

You should send this one in to 'Take A Break' magazine, they pay good money you know.

yea

more details: the initial jump was from a standing position from what i can tell. i was wearing an open-pocket coat and a heal went in a pocket. i noticed shortly after that i had a tear in one trouser leg.. that knee has a cut on it but it's the other knee that's fucked.

pics or GTFO.

did you sexxxor the female?

did you taste her cherry chapstick?

edit: oh i see you didn't, maybe next time

fencenet huh? check you with the lingo. :stuart:

  ~ism said:

fencenet huh? check you with the lingo. :stuart:

i used wikipedia to find the correct term

"Similar to fishnet, but with a much wider pattern. These are sometimes worn over another"

girls huh? jumping yeah? awesome

well it is pretty cool, but now i'm just depressed

she probably just did it because i looked miserable

lol?

*kills himself in thread*

ok taubs i didnt read your thread but posting alanis morisette and saying canadians are retarded is like saying jack the ripper is a pedophile and representative of the english population.

fagggot.

ps im drunk, but for realz.

sorry, i was just joking

edit: obviously i was drunk when i posted this thread

i figured, but still, having not read the thread i have to get angry. canada needs to assert itself and apparently i'm the watmm forerunner in that respect.

ps im drunk etc etc.

:(

those stockings are HOT

that's the main feature of the thread really...

the stockings were so hot

well, only if they were 'long johns'.

she had normal tights on underneath

you'd better be sorry.