Guest Strat Posted December 19, 2008 Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 Many people don't know this is the title of a lost Garrison Keillor song. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/40863-playin-wit-my-pussy/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted December 19, 2008 Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 read the rules Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/40863-playin-wit-my-pussy/#findComment-902241 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest analogue wings Posted December 19, 2008 Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 Read the rules Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/40863-playin-wit-my-pussy/#findComment-902242 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Strat Posted December 19, 2008 Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 Playin' Wit My Pussy Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/40863-playin-wit-my-pussy/#findComment-902249 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nene multiple assgasms Posted December 19, 2008 Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 suddenly I realize that if I stepped out of my body I would break into blossom. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/40863-playin-wit-my-pussy/#findComment-902296 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest edge Posted December 19, 2008 Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 It isn't January yet, and what the fuck analogue wings where's the read the rules audio you monstrous turd? Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/40863-playin-wit-my-pussy/#findComment-902444 Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted December 19, 2008 Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 You whistle when they hit your favorite part. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Hide essines's signature Hide all signatures On 8/19/2011 at 11:51 PM, Luke Fucking Hazard said: Essines has, and always will remind me of MacReady. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/40863-playin-wit-my-pussy/#findComment-902446 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velazquez Posted December 19, 2008 Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 Keillor is a very dedicated guitar tech. He started fixing his own instruments back in Colombia when playing for different bands and needed to have his basses at their best for each gig. "G-dog" ( as he's known by those in the 'industry') established himself as an authority in the setup and customizing of guitar and basses. He has taken guitar works to the next level of professionalism and craftsmanship. His shit is mad tight. He is presently investigating into fretwork and more complicated jobs to broaden his style and capability. Playin Wit' My Pussy in FLAC anyone? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Hide Velazquez's signature Hide all signatures Hugh Hefner's Nephew Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/40863-playin-wit-my-pussy/#findComment-902564 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Strat Posted December 20, 2008 Report Share Posted December 20, 2008 Velazquez said: Keillor is a very dedicated guitar tech. He started fixing his own instruments back in Colombia when playing for different bands and needed to have his basses at their best for each gig. "G-dog" ( as he's known by those in the 'industry') established himself as an authority in the setup and customizing of guitar and basses. He has taken guitar works to the next level of professionalism and craftsmanship. His shit is mad tight. He is presently investigating into fretwork and more complicated jobs to broaden his style and capability. Playin Wit' My Pussy in FLAC anyone? Nice! Thanks for the info on Garrison. I'm searching for a general MIDI file of Playin Wit My Pussy nene multiple assgasms said: suddenly I realize that if I stepped out of my body I would break into blossom. This is a beautiful post. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/40863-playin-wit-my-pussy/#findComment-903043 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted December 20, 2008 Report Share Posted December 20, 2008 Mozart once wrote a composition called "Lick My Ass." Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Hide Braintree's signature Hide all signatures colindyer.bandcamp.com williamsbraintree.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/40863-playin-wit-my-pussy/#findComment-903046 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted December 20, 2008 Report Share Posted December 20, 2008 Strat said: nene multiple assgasms said: suddenly I realize that if I stepped out of my body I would break into blossom. This is a beautiful post. it quotes venetian snares; listen to him Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/40863-playin-wit-my-pussy/#findComment-903053 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted December 20, 2008 Report Share Posted December 20, 2008 does it really quote venetian snares or a something venetian snares sampled? Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/40863-playin-wit-my-pussy/#findComment-903130 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nene multiple assgasms Posted December 20, 2008 Report Share Posted December 20, 2008 something venetian snares sampled. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/40863-playin-wit-my-pussy/#findComment-903151 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sinicalypse Posted December 20, 2008 Report Share Posted December 20, 2008 Strat said: Many people don't know this is the title of a lost Garrison Keillor song. ROFLOLOLOLOLOMFG!@$#!@ FO'REAL DUDE I'M HAVING A HARD TIME BREATHING THANKS TO THE CONVULSIONS I AM EXPERIENCING FROM THIS MASTERSTROKE OF DIVINITY-SOAKED COMEDIC WONDER!!#!@ the geniusness of this post is like, at first you think it's some new girl on the board trying to whore it up... like seriously i chubbed up some and had to unzip and get a little rub into a few strokes because i got excited... i mean like, this friday night is a wash due to there being a lip blister cold sore thingy dead center in the bottom of my lower lip, thus making it look like i've got a giant herpe front and center (which yes, technically i do, seeing as cold sore blister thingies are technically a strain of herpes, just not the STD strain) so here i am at home 28 years old hormones raging and like i'm making the best of a shit night by whizzing around with my newly-upgraded three gigabytes of ram zipping around even bloated piece of vista ms vista and like, you know, there it is. "Playin' Wit My Pussy" seeing as every word is capitalized, it shows either a glaring lack of intelligence, which raised up my hopes even more because everyone knows that bitches are really stupid, even the PhD ones, we just tell 'em that they're smart so we have a better chance to get them in the sack / keep sanity at home when we're already ritualistically fucking them ---- either that or it's a fucking brilliant play on the stupidity card that hopes to fool us all, or maybe even weed out the true geniuses of hte lot who can see it, so like, either it's a girl or it's a brilliant mastermind of the likes which whattem hardly ever sees.... so i'm like 2/3 hard and in one of those situations where like, modem users going back to the BBS days can relate, you're waiting for the pic/vid to pop up and you know you're gonna blow it right there on the spot and you just hope it's good and technically it mught suck or even be like ARRRGHHHH HOW UGLY and you know you're going to blow the load cuz the mere excitement, just that intangible wisp of "oh my god new pussy!" sensation is so titillating and exciting and like erggggsdg/.... BUT THEN YOU PULLED THE RUG OUT FROM UNDERNEATH US!@ YOU FOOLED US ALL AND TO TOP IT ALL OFF YOU EVEN REFERENCED GARRISON KEILLOR, TEH PRARIE HOME COMPANION DUDE... AND YOU FLIPPED THE SCRIPT LIKE HE'D DO SOMETHING X-RATED LIKE PLAY WITH HIS PUSSY?!@ HAHAH HE'S A MAN DUDE OMG THIS IS THE EPITOME OF COMEDIC DISTORTION!!~@#!@$!!! and then i looked at your avatar of a sassy BBW gettinbg all authoritative and pointing at us like "THAT'S MY PIECE OF CAKE, MOTHERFUCKER, AND IF YOU STEP YOU BEST STEP CORRECT CUZ I'MMA STRIP NAKED AND MELT YOUR RETINAS RIGHT THERE ON THE SPOT IF YOU FRONT, MARK!#@$![/size] this is 100% comedy platinum: whattemassive, take notes from our new friend here on how this is done, because this is a vintage bait and switch move that absolutely took us all for a wild ride of unrequited hilarity as it pwnd us back to the stoneages. i mean, a jaded few of us might wonder what someone who makes a post like this wants to accomplish, really, do they expect adulation and respect and bonafide LOLs from those who fall victim to this, ooh i'mma make a funny, PENIS FLY TRAP, or do they simply want to blend in and assimilate as quickly as possible by making a dadaist free for all that typically is reserved for something said by fred mcgriff?! given the nature of the whole package presented by dearest strat, that jaded soul might come to the conclusion that our new friend is mildly retarded, or maybe just 17 or something, however, I CHOOSE TO BELIEVE IN THE MAN, THE MYTH, THE LEGEND, THE ROFLOLOLOLOLOMFG AVATAR THAT IS STRAT. COMEDIC PERFECTION ON SO MANY SIMULTANEOUS DOESN'T HAPPEN BY ACCIDENT, OR EVEN SAVANT MOMENTS ALL THAT OFTEN, NO, IT IS ALL THANKS TO THE INSTA-LEGENDARY MINDPOWER OF OUR NEW FRIEND, STRAT. welcome to whattem, friend... don't read the rules, seriously, i never did and look at how excellent i turned out... i'm considered one of the most beloved respected admired and secretly idolized institutions of the forum, and well, given your awesome amazing introductory thread here, you could blow me out of the water someday, which i predict to be next thursday. just take it easy on us cuz many of us are at work when we read these threads and if you mega-LOL us over and over again with stuff as potent as this thread, we might get caught laughing and then fired from our jobs for internetting, so be careful, fitness friend! # j.willie.ames, and yes, i will write YOUR papers. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Hide sinicalypse's signature Hide all signatures thirtyseven seconds into the future... thee sinicollapse web experience lies here. obviously, you need to have your webpage owned by newscorp for it to be the truth. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/40863-playin-wit-my-pussy/#findComment-903157 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Z_B_Z Posted December 20, 2008 Report Share Posted December 20, 2008 are you kidding me? Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/40863-playin-wit-my-pussy/#findComment-903158 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velazquez Posted December 22, 2008 Report Share Posted December 22, 2008 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Hide Velazquez's signature Hide all signatures Hugh Hefner's Nephew Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/40863-playin-wit-my-pussy/#findComment-904489 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest thanksomuch Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 the rules you must read them, yes. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/40863-playin-wit-my-pussy/#findComment-905439 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 Velazquez said: 14" Khaki Boner Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Hide all signatures Follow WATMM on Twitter: @WATMMOfficial Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/40863-playin-wit-my-pussy/#findComment-905470 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velazquez Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 lol Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Hide Velazquez's signature Hide all signatures Hugh Hefner's Nephew Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/40863-playin-wit-my-pussy/#findComment-905476 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hautlle Posted December 24, 2008 Report Share Posted December 24, 2008 sinicalypse said: Strat said: Many people don't know this is the title of a lost Garrison Keillor song. everyone knows that bitches are really stupid, even the PhD ones, we just tell 'em that they're smart so we have a better chance to get them in the sack / keep sanity at home when we're already ritualistically fucking them sini: I've never spoken to you but I love this line. In all honesty I usually read your entire posts and I, unlike most people around here, enjoy your contributions to WATMM. This line is being added to my sig and you are now added to my friends list (thanks xxx). Nothing but props and love for your unabated posts/style. Much love! -hautlle Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Hide Hautlle's signature Hide all signatures Albums/EPs Free to DL or stream Newest stuff is on Soundcloud Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/40863-playin-wit-my-pussy/#findComment-905759 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted December 24, 2008 Report Share Posted December 24, 2008 but.. that wasn't a very good 'line' -tauboo Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/40863-playin-wit-my-pussy/#findComment-905767 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hautlle Posted December 24, 2008 Report Share Posted December 24, 2008 how about this one then: "opinions are like assholes..." Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Hide Hautlle's signature Hide all signatures Albums/EPs Free to DL or stream Newest stuff is on Soundcloud Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/40863-playin-wit-my-pussy/#findComment-906116 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velazquez Posted December 24, 2008 Report Share Posted December 24, 2008 "bored and sniffin coke and playin wit my pussy" Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Hide Velazquez's signature Hide all signatures Hugh Hefner's Nephew Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/40863-playin-wit-my-pussy/#findComment-906121 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velazquez Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 Strat said: Playin' Wit My Pussy Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Hide Velazquez's signature Hide all signatures Hugh Hefner's Nephew Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/40863-playin-wit-my-pussy/#findComment-937543 Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 i just came and fuck it's all over my keyboard... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Hide YEK's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents !:/music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/40863-playin-wit-my-pussy/#findComment-937546 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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