what would you do if you spilt your pint on aphex?

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make him buy me a new one

I'd expect him to retaliate by spraying me down with champagne in slow motion.

glass the fucker and take his pint.

lick it off. duh.

say cheers mate! drukqs and rushup edge are the shit! then run away

Attempt to make it up to him by letting him be on my album.

Hope boris didn't find out.

  Berk said:

say cheers mate! drukqs and rushup edge are the shit! then run away

terrific answer!

i'd get a windowlicker to lap it up

  LUDD said:

make him buy me a new one

this was what i was going to say, though i would have phrased it: "tell him that he owes me a pint."

  doorjamb said:

lick it off. duh.

and this was my reserve joke.

so i'm thinking about it more, trying to come up with something third and strange, and i realize - what i would do would really depend on how he reacted, and how pissed off he seemed to be. sorry to brain up the thread gentlemen but that's truth

  yek said:

i'd get a windowlicker to lap it up

punch him in the face.

I'd sample it.

"...would you like the rest of it on your other shoe now, sir???"

Fuck I just started loling at the realisation of how fucked up posting in this thread is.

lol

I'd say "Don Coreleone sends his regards" and then bitch slap him.

  triachus said:

That dance is so ghaye...

  Caretstik said:

Hope boris didn't find out.

i do not get it

"That's for 'Expert Knob Twiddlers'!"

  fox said:

"That's for 'Expert Knob Twiddlers'!"

Wrong forum mate.

  Idrn said:

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  Velazquez said:

I'd say "Don Coreleone sends his regards" and then bitch slap him.

stfu mate, seriously.

i would say "hy a scullyas lyf a dhagrow" and point at some random girl