AFX - Konklaver

01 - Flan Ard (4:10)

02 - Saint Water 2 (5:59)

03 - Gatelewn (5:43)

04 - Mist In Storage (2:57)

05 - Konklaver (8:41)

06 - Fashionable Headpiece (4:32)

07 - Kashing For (5:03)

08 - In (Fank2) (9:37)

Trust me, you should look forward to this.

Cheers.

first

Im not sure i believe u to be honest

in before mayhem

If it is , i dont like the name

yay for long tracks

They sounds like chamber musics

:omg:

wow....

omg ect....

:omg:

is it a tribute to the band Konk?

hope so!

me too

  The David said:

01 - Fap Hard (4:10)

08 - In (Wank2) (9:37)

sounds great

This is my favorite AFX release.

apparently fashionable headpiece features the world's first SH101 slap bass solo, where Richard mic'ed up the synth to capture the hard attack of his thumb slapping against the mini plastic keys.

This could just be a product of the xlt/watmm cross modulation

aphextwin.com/sokalokamoki ... there are some snippets

and indeed it is a tribute

Only 2 months and 12 days of speculation to go!

hot

oh god. my penis is throbbing.

  Quote

ive heard this. im probably not supposed to say this but

its a blank cd with those track titles written on it thats

how i know its legit. " a study in the dynamics of silence"

is the subtitle. It has the aphex logo on the disc. I found

it under a hedge in a wicker basket covered in faeces.

Inside the basket was a little chinese baby with a massive

ginger beard who smelled faintly of cheese. The baby cried

when i removed the disc. I took the cd home and listened to

it, thats how i know its blank. but if you listen to it

really loud and pay a lot of attention you can sometimes

make out the sound of a quiet sinister laugh in the right

speaker and somebody weeping uncontrollably in the left

speaker alternated with rustling and groaning noises like

the kind a couple may make when engaged in the physical act

of love. at the end of the "album" a voice informs you that

you only have 6 minutes left to live and that youve just

wasted the last 40 minutes of your life listening to a blank

cd. it is very possibly the worst album i have ever heard.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  David R James said:

This could just be a product of the xlt/watmm cross modulation

this is definitely true. the name makes total sense if you think about it. it still makes sense even if you don't. even if it's all made up, i'm still going to buy the record

  Brian Tregaskin said:

  Quote

ive heard this. im probably not supposed to say this but

its a blank cd with those track titles written on it thats

how i know its legit. " a study in the dynamics of silence"

is the subtitle. It has the aphex logo on the disc. I found

it under a hedge in a wicker basket covered in faeces.

Inside the basket was a little chinese baby with a massive

ginger beard who smelled faintly of cheese. The baby cried

when i removed the disc. I took the cd home and listened to

it, thats how i know its blank. but if you listen to it

really loud and pay a lot of attention you can sometimes

make out the sound of a quiet sinister laugh in the right

speaker and somebody weeping uncontrollably in the left

speaker alternated with rustling and groaning noises like

the kind a couple may make when engaged in the physical act

of love. at the end of the "album" a voice informs you that

you only have 6 minutes left to live and that youve just

wasted the last 40 minutes of your life listening to a blank

cd. it is very possibly the worst album i have ever heard.

 

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

heee

25th

I already have a copy and if you don't already you are a gay.