help

ok so i'm no whizzkid at the oul 'puter, let's be absolutely clear, but i do feel like i'm getting assraped by the whole torrent thing, i've downloaded and tried 3 different clients but to no avail, i've followed the instructions to the letter but all i get is this message saying "invalid menu handle".

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG?

actually no, i'm sorted, but cheers for all the help i know you would have given