somome poured a drink on my hed

:(

a sambuca

very sticky

condition!

sex them big time

why?

...dleeted

i drank lots of Staropramen last night and now i have a headache.

I was making a midnight snack last night. I was a bit high and had a craving for icecream avec chocolate sauce. So there I was, bowl in hand, shaking the bottle like a mentalist trying to get something to come out.

It was too late when I realised what was going on.

Choclolate sauce had been coming out of the bottle all along, only in an imperceptably fine strand that I was unknowingly flailing everywhere.

It was in my hair, on my t shirt, the floor (Which of course I trood in.) My legs...

Its the stickiest stuff too, really syrupy.

A condiment catastrophe on a scale that I was in no fit state to be dealing with.

^

lol

  Etch said:

I was making a midnight snack last night. I was a bit high and had a craving for icecream avec chocolate sauce. So there I was, bowl in hand, shaking the bottle like a mentalist trying to get something to come out.

 

It was too late when I realised what was going on.

 

Choclolate sauce had been coming out of the bottle all along, only in an imperceptably fine strand that I was unknowingly flailing everywhere.

 

It was in my hair, on my t shirt, the floor (Which of course I trood in.) My legs...

 

Its the stickiest stuff too, really syrupy.

 

A condiment catastrophe on a scale that I was in no fit state to be dealing with.

haha smoooooth work dood... but god damnt vanilla ice cream and chocolate syrup and nuts and carmel and chocolate pie sounds sooooooooo good, I havent had some sweet ass munchies in a long time, I think ima go buy some

was it black or white sambuca?

  tauboo said:

:(

 

a sambuca

 

very sticky

Been there... it's the Neanderthal way of telling someone to cut their hair.

so that's why i woke up with sticky hair...

  ET said:

why?

i was probably being an idiot

  Plum said:

was it black or white sambuca?

white

  Etch said:

I was making a midnight snack last night. I was a bit high and had a craving for icecream avec chocolate sauce. So there I was, bowl in hand, shaking the bottle like a mentalist trying to get something to come out.

 

It was too late when I realised what was going on.

 

Choclolate sauce had been coming out of the bottle all along, only in an imperceptably fine strand that I was unknowingly flailing everywhere.

 

It was in my hair, on my t shirt, the floor (Which of course I trood in.) My legs...

 

Its the stickiest stuff too, really syrupy.

 

A condiment catastrophe on a scale that I was in no fit state to be dealing with.

Mega lol.

It was not very funny at the time. My reaction was something like this...

But with more chocolate sauce and less Vietnam.

  Blanket Fort Collapse said:

haha smoooooth work dood... but god damnt vanilla ice cream and chocolate syrup and nuts and carmel and chocolate pie sounds sooooooooo good, I havent had some sweet ass munchies in a long time, I think ima go buy some

you do it big

this happened to me a few years ago. dude poured a pint of guiness on my head. i stared at him dumbfounded then he went away and came back with two more guiness, one of which he gave to me, and the other he poured over his own head.

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