Kill Boff Marry

rules of the game: your selections don't have to be in any order (you can do "marry boff kill," "boff kill marry," whatever fits). you have to give a reason for each choice. once a group has been played out enough, anyone can choose to put up a new one. it doesn't have to apply to the board or even real people, just go crazy. no "hedge, rock, bicycle" shit though. unless this thread turns abstract. which i feel like it might.

here's our starting group (word up to the watmm fab four for inspiring this selection):

ludd, mcgriff, essines

i'd kill ludd, mostly to cause weed emotional pain, i'd boff essines, because he doesn't seem like the type to call me later, and i'd marry mcgriff, because he knows how to cook.

alright, next~

edit: boff = quick fuck

ive never heard the word "boff" before

Me neither.

goose? id goose essines. in a straight way.

  Hoodie said:

i'd kill ludd, mostly to cause weed emotional pain

why hoodie maek weed thread?

i sads

id extrapolate delet

  analogue wings said:

why hoodie maek weed thread?

 

i sads

oh god what have i done

I'd kill Mcgriff to cause Hoodie Emtional pain, I'd Boff essines, because he would definetly call me later because I'm better than Hoodie and I'd marry LUDD because he likes me for my entity.

  abusivegeorge said:

I'd marry LUDD because he likes me for my entity.

I read entity as penis.

  edge said:

  abusivegeorge said:

I'd marry LUDD because he likes me for my entity.

 

I read entity as penis.

One night, this was very close to the truth.