Guest hahathhat Posted January 27, 2009 Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 I went to take my morning dump. It felt like my usual business of two or three gooey logs, and I had no reason to doubt this, as yesterday I ate reasonably and drank no booze. I sat down and gave the push required for this... but I was in for a surprise. It turns out, what felt like my normal product was really the world's best-disguised poo cork. My mighty bowels, expecting to push something ten times the size, shot it out and high velocity. Before it'd even had time to register -- I was still pushing -- it was immediately followed by a tsunami of brown wheaties water. It hit hard and hit everywhere; the sides of the bowl acting like some sort of parabolic poo reflector, hosing my noble cheeks. I had just taken a shower fifteen minutes before. I need you in this difficult time, WATMM. Hold me. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42035-worlds-worst-splashback/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gary C Posted January 27, 2009 Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 LOL. I always drop a shit-ticket into the bowl before I get going to eliminate Poseidon's Revenge/Neptune's Kiss. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42035-worlds-worst-splashback/#findComment-934361 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Computer Posted January 27, 2009 Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 (edited) LOL. Should of been in to a cup. I would of watched that! Edited January 27, 2009 by Computer Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42035-worlds-worst-splashback/#findComment-934365 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted January 27, 2009 Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 Computer said: LOL. Should of been in to a cup. I would of watched that! i would have shattered it Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42035-worlds-worst-splashback/#findComment-934414 Share on other sites More sharing options...
awepittance Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 the level of coprophila on watmm is astounding! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide awepittance's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42035-worlds-worst-splashback/#findComment-934564 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kokoon Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 yeah, but in a healthy way! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42035-worlds-worst-splashback/#findComment-934569 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 You could lay down a protective layer of toilet tissue on the surface of the toilet water to absorb the blunt of the impact force, thereby reducing the amount of unnecessary liquid on your buttcheeks. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42035-worlds-worst-splashback/#findComment-934585 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Idrn Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 Gary C said: LOL. I always drop a shit-ticket into the bowl before I get going to eliminate Poseidon's Revenge/Neptune's Kiss. Capsaicin said: You could lay down a protective layer of toilet tissue on the surface of the toilet water to absorb the blunt of the impact force, thereby reducing the amount of unnecessary liquid on your buttcheeks. what these guys said. schoolboy error. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42035-worlds-worst-splashback/#findComment-934590 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bad Influence Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 coprophila mmmmmmmm Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42035-worlds-worst-splashback/#findComment-934604 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 Idrn said: Gary C said: LOL. I always drop a shit-ticket into the bowl before I get going to eliminate Poseidon's Revenge/Neptune's Kiss. Capsaicin said: You could lay down a protective layer of toilet tissue on the surface of the toilet water to absorb the blunt of the impact force, thereby reducing the amount of unnecessary liquid on your buttcheeks. what these guys said. schoolboy error. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42035-worlds-worst-splashback/#findComment-934636 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 Capsaicin said: You could lay down a protective layer of toilet tissue on the surface of the toilet water to absorb the blunt of the impact force, thereby reducing the amount of unnecessary liquid on your buttcheeks. that would never have saved my ass from itself, not at that velocity. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42035-worlds-worst-splashback/#findComment-935284 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dirty Protest Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 A friend of mine didnt make the toilet and hosed an arc of brown water over his bathroom wall. Funny, but so easy to empathise. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42035-worlds-worst-splashback/#findComment-935331 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 morning dump? jeez, i poop like once every three days. and i drink coffee. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide dr lopez's signature Hide all signatures On 11/24/2015 at 12:29 PM, Salvatorin said: I feel there is a baobab tree growing out of my head, its leaves stretch up to the heavens Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42035-worlds-worst-splashback/#findComment-935334 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kokoon Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 i poop like once every three hours Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42035-worlds-worst-splashback/#findComment-935342 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bad Influence Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 I wonder if Joyrex will ever add a tagline for this site. "WATMM come here to talk about shit" Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42035-worlds-worst-splashback/#findComment-935348 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 I poop everytime my mouth opens, but thats because my liver is fucked. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42035-worlds-worst-splashback/#findComment-935360 Share on other sites More sharing options...
goonstock Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 put a couple of sheets in the shitter prior to the act to buffer the pressure Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide goonstock's signature Hide all signatures (Bob Wilson) Sorry... you created that reality tunnel, you can find your way out... You built the Trap... you know the design better than anyone... Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42035-worlds-worst-splashback/#findComment-935396 Share on other sites More sharing options...
cichlisuite Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 Gary C said: .... to eliminate Poseidon's Revenge/Neptune's Kiss hahahahhahahahha you made me lol there Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42035-worlds-worst-splashback/#findComment-935409 Share on other sites More sharing options...
hayhook Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 always shit before shower, hence if splashback etc, you just wash it off, and continue with your day like nothing happened. Otherwise your stuck either needing another shower, or feeling like you should have taken another shower, the rest of the day.... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide hayhook's signature Hide all signatures https://www.mixcloud.com/hayhook/ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42035-worlds-worst-splashback/#findComment-935433 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 It's Shit, Shower, and Shave in that order. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Braintree's signature Hide all signatures colindyer.bandcamp.com williamsbraintree.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42035-worlds-worst-splashback/#findComment-935544 Share on other sites More sharing options...
GORDO Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 thats why you poop before showring Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide GORDO's signature Hide all signatures ZOMG! Lazerz pew pew pew!!!!11!!1!!!!1!oneone!shift+one!~!!! Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42035-worlds-worst-splashback/#findComment-935605 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 i've had splashback come up between my legs and get me in the nose before. shit tickets are my business now. it's like shitting onto a little fluffy mattress. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42035-worlds-worst-splashback/#findComment-935608 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Synthacat 9 Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 Be thankful that this occurred in the safety of your own household Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42035-worlds-worst-splashback/#findComment-935618 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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