the dead kennedys --

Im sure someone here can agree with me.

As far as eary punk/what the hell slap in the face bands go i think their pritty alright.

 

Sure Jello Biafra is no comparison to nice tits, and i assure you there is some nice tits in that one, but i would just like to randomly remind you of this band .

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and yeah i know the bastards voice is annoying but why not

i got in trouble in 7th grade for scrawling the DK symbol on my math book

yeah, it's good stuff

As a lad I quite enjoyed Lard as well.

 

I was listening to a Jello Biafra spoken word album once when I was sixteen and my mom thought I had joined a cult.

Holiday in Cambodia, bedtime for democracy are cool.

  Velazquez said:

Holiday in Cambodia, bedtime for democracy are cool.

 

Plus, Plastic Surgery Disasters / In God We Trust Inc.

It's a boring day - I've got nothing to do

Except to get a load of retards and drive 'em to the zoo

Fah la la la la takin' retards to the zoo

Load 'em on a bus just for laughs

Down a winding road stepping on the gas

Down a winding road just daydreaming

Down a winding road with the retards screaming

Fah la la la la takin' retards to the zoo

One of them blowing a big spit bubble

Slam on the brakes at the first sign of trouble

Head on collision bodies everywhere

Head on collision retards beware

Fah la la la takin' retards to the zoo

i seem to recall reading he has the biggest cock in the plaster caster's museum of musicians cocks.

  Velazquez said:

Holiday in Cambodia, bedtime for democracy are cool.

 

I got the plastic surgery disasters record out from the library when I was in 6th grade, cause the album cover looked interesting.

Change for the better...:)

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That's the best thing I've ever heard.

  chenGOD said:

I got the plastic surgery disasters record out from the library when I was in 6th grade, cause the album cover looked interesting.

Change for the better...:)

 

I bought it when I was 16 for the same reason

  Braintree said:

Plastic Surgery Disasters / In God We Trust Inc.

Pure classic. There are also no end of brilliant songs elsewhere as well though; This Could Be Anywhere, Chickenshit Conformist, Cesspools In Eden, Forward To Death.

 

Fuck it, I don't think there's anything bad by DK, or even not worth listening to. Amazing band.

 

First Lard EP and album were also great, Tumour Circus was OK, and Jello's collabs with DOA and Nomeansno were excellent.

I like this band

It's all about Plastic surgery disasters and Frankenchrist. Fucking love those albums!

  beneboi said:

It's a boring day - I've got nothing to do

Except to get a load of retards and drive 'em to the zoo

Fah la la la la takin' retards to the zoo

Load 'em on a bus just for laughs

Down a winding road stepping on the gas

Down a winding road just daydreaming

Down a winding road with the retards screaming

Fah la la la la takin' retards to the zoo

One of them blowing a big spit bubble

Slam on the brakes at the first sign of trouble

Head on collision bodies everywhere

Head on collision retards beware

Fah la la la takin' retards to the zoo

 

lol good band I got into them more than the dead kennedys

I'm sad to admit i'd forgotten about Frankenchrist... Penis landscape artwork!

I really want to get one of those posters.

Rod - Hey Jack, what's happenin'?

Joe - Oh, I don't know.

Rod - Well, rumor around town says you think you might be heading down to the shore.

Joe - Uh, yeah, I think I'm goin' down to the shore.

Rod - Whatcha gonna do down there?

Joe - Uh, I don't know, play some video games, buy some Def Leppard t-shirts.

Rod - Hey, don't forget to get your Motley Crue t-shirt, y'know, all proceeds go to get their lead singer out of jail.

Joe - Uh huh.

Rod - Hey, you gonna check out the Sandbar while you're there?

Joe - Uh, what's the Sandbar?

Rod - Oh, it's this place that lets sixteen year-old kids drink.

Joe - Oh, cool.

Rod - Y'know who's gonna be there?

Joe - Uh, who?

Rod - My favorite cover band, Crystal Shit.

Joe - Oh.

Rod - Yeah, they do a Doors show, you'd be really impressed, in fact, it goes a little like this:

 

Love me two times baby

Love me twice today

Love me two times girl

Cause I got AIDS

Love me two times baby, once for tomorrow, once cause I got AIDS

 

Joe - Wow, Pretty good Jim Morrison impersonation there.

Rod - Yeah, I hope those guys have a good sense of humor and don't take us to court.

Joe - Uh, what's the court?

Rod - Never mind that,

Joe - Oh, you mean like the People's Court?

Rod - Well, that's another story; the important thing here is you gotta ask me how I'm gonna get down to the shore.

Joe - Uh, how you gonna get down to the shore?

Rod - Funny you should ask, I've got a car now.

Joe - Oh wow, how'd you get a car?

Rod - Oh my parents drove it up here from the Bahamas.

Joe - You're kidding!

Rod - I must be, the Bahamas are islands, okay, the important thing now, is that you ask me what kind of car I have.

Joe - Uh, what kinda car do ya' got?

Rod - I've got a BITCHIN CAMARO!

 

BITCHIN CAMARO, BITCHIN CAMARO

I ran over my neighbors

BITCHIN CAMARAO, BITCHIN CAMARO

Now it's in all the papers.

My folks bought me a BITCHIN CAMARO with no insurance to match;

So if you happen to run me down, please don't leave a scratch.

I ran over some old lady one night at the county fair;

And I didn't get arrested, because my dad's the mayor.

BITCHIN CAMARO, BITCHIN CAMARO

Doughnuts on your lawn

BITCHIN CAMARO, BITCHIN CAMARO

Tony Orlando and Dawn

When I drive past the kids, they all spit and cuss,

Because I've got a BITCHIN CAMARO and they have to ride the bus.

So you'd better get out of my way, when I run through your yard;

Because I've got a BITCHIN CAMARO;

And an Exxon credit card.

BITCHIN CAMARO, BITCHIN CAMARO

Hey, man where ya headed?

BITCHIN CAMARO, BITCHIN CAMARO

I drive on unleaded.

Dead Milkmen call lick my balls.

 

i love dk but i heard bitchin' camaro when i was like 8 and i love it

 

also heard holiday in cambodia at the same time and it got me interested in world affairs lol, also i liked it quite a bit.

 

to summarise, i prefer the dead kennedys to the dead milkmen.

 

stealing people's mail is a great song to mention here.

  On 2/2/2009 at 10:02 PM, Iain C said:

I like this band

 

Still true. There's something about sweltering days which make me want to listen to hardcore.

Cool jello interview.

 

 

9/11 truthRrr