xeQYcJWNBz Posted February 3, 2009 Report Share Posted February 3, 2009 Quote Preface: There is a huge population of people trying to make themselves look like gangsters and thugs while talking in fabricated words and taking shirtless pictures of themselves in their bathrooms with camera phones. Fat 19-year-old's with half a dozen children that they dress up like dolls keep trying to talk to me as if I think they are human beings. I've decided to go undercover and infiltrate their community by acting as one of their own. Here are the results of my experiment... http://www.holladaddy.com/ ... jazz? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42263-holladaddy/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
xeQYcJWNBz Posted February 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 3, 2009 triachus said: ... jazz? please say if it is i can take it Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42263-holladaddy/#findComment-941071 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted February 3, 2009 Report Share Posted February 3, 2009 Never seen it before... don't wanna see it again Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Follow WATMM on Twitter: @WATMMOfficial Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42263-holladaddy/#findComment-941075 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meadows and Labyrinths Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 holy shit this is seriously great Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Meadows and Labyrinths's signature Hide all signatures plantre.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42263-holladaddy/#findComment-941116 Share on other sites More sharing options...
david Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 real tawk Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42263-holladaddy/#findComment-941133 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 Thas jus howz I rollz u trickass captaincrunch bustah! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42263-holladaddy/#findComment-941148 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 (edited) Quote Message she sent me: hey cutie checc it out i commented all yo pics so go comment mine fa me My response: sendz me pics uf ya dangazone first dawg hollacaust Her: HUH ? boi wat is yo prob i jus asked fa u 2 comment my pics fa me an wat language r u speak n cuz dat dont look like english Me: You should talk about who can speak proper English, you stupid fucking ignorant cunt bitch. You didn't spell a single word right in your last message. Have a great day. Her: awww that is messed up see i only talk like that to impress other black people i dont even spell like that and you dont have to call me out of my name like that did i call you a bitch ? no i didnt its all a matter of respect but ok i guess thats how you were raised lol but hey i was raised a little more different from you i atleast know how to treat someone respectful but i can see you dont This blew my fucking mind. She only talks like that to impress other black people? What the fuck? Me: Why would you talk different to impress black people? Please explain this logic. Her: because its a certain way us black people talk like gang bangers for example thay have there own talk an thats what im use to talking and spelling the way they do an this isnt how i talk all the time dis is da way dat i b spell n out ma words see thaths the writing and talking im use to doing Me: wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute... now you've confused me. Gangbangers can't read or write. Her: WHO TOLD YOU THAT Me: It's a well-known fact. Her: the ones i grew up with can read write and think and they're gang bangers real ones at that Me: This has been a fascinating discussion. Send me nudes. Her: awww u pervert i dont do nudies Me: Really? How do you shower? Her: uhhhh naked ! but i only act an do nasty things with a boyfriend not random people so uhh yea you really wont get much out of me Me: gurl, u needz ta b mah gurlfrend, den so i can taye yo ass up n cut up ya face n shyt. holla Edited February 4, 2009 by Squee Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42263-holladaddy/#findComment-941170 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 loOks lIke tHa fRee coNDoms caim 2 laTe. They's not guNna maKe yo welfair babY go awaaay now, u trickazz bUstah holla Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42263-holladaddy/#findComment-941233 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 This is the funniest shit since Project Megan II. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Braintree's signature Hide all signatures colindyer.bandcamp.com williamsbraintree.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42263-holladaddy/#findComment-941303 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Great Maker ShaiHulud Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 o mie Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42263-holladaddy/#findComment-941312 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 so far the LOLs are too far and few between to hold my attention; stopped reading. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42263-holladaddy/#findComment-941317 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 29 Members: Capsaicin, Yegg, LARRY, epsy, fenton, Philip Glass, underscore, narkeworld, beatfanatic, placidburp, 42Orange, bronchuseven, Dragon, chax, Dirty Protest, messiaen, modey, Berk, autopilot, chaosmachine, taint, Hoodie, chris moss acid, Deep Fried Everything, my usernames always really suck, kaini, Great Maker ShaiHulud, Terpentintollwut, boris Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42263-holladaddy/#findComment-941327 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 Oh my god. Quote Message she sent me: i c u lookin sexy den a mug can i talk to u My response: sandwiches. Her: lol wat dat mean Me: what do you mean? they's delicious! I want one right now. Her: lol i can hook 1 up 4 u Me: ohh u tawkin now, gurl. tell me wut u'd put on dat samwich. Her: lol well wat ever meat u like sum tomatos letuce katchup mayo wat eva bread u like and cut it in half Me: ohhh dats right girl. dats nice, dats nice. wut kinda plate you put it on, yo? u gettin mah shit alll worked up gurl. Her: lmao..... imma put it on a pretty shiney black plate with gold trimming.... Me: oh dats nice gurl. im so hard right now. Do i gets any chips with dose? Can a brutha get some grapesoda? Her: of course u can wats a sandwich with no chips or grapesoda!? Me: exactly gurl... so da samwich is made nice and good. can u walk it ova 2 me? i bets u look good walkin it ova. Her: oh yea most def i can do dat... maybe in my purple 3 inch heels and a cute lil see thru outfit.. Me: ooooooooo, dats real nice gurl. real nice. can u feed it 2 me? Her: yea i can feed it to u wit my freshly manicure fingers Me: fresh gurl.. dats so nice. it tasts so good shawday. u dids a real nice job thur. what else can u do for me? Her: lol think u soo funny Me: the sammich was good, but u needs to get these dishes da fuck outta here. the game's comin on. Her: ok ok yes daddy im to it right now... anything else maybe a massage while u watch da game? Me: I said shut the fuck up. The game's on. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Braintree's signature Hide all signatures colindyer.bandcamp.com williamsbraintree.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42263-holladaddy/#findComment-941350 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 I read the entire thread with the 17 year old, where he's all peadophillic, and she doesn't pick up on it once and then shes all like "Oh no, you mentioned blood thats a turn off". The bit about imagining where she was 6 or 7 years old was fine with her though. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42263-holladaddy/#findComment-941364 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siegecow Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 blood is fucking gross dude Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Siegecow's signature Hide all signatures On 3/16/2011 at 8:14 PM, troon said: fuck off! Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42263-holladaddy/#findComment-941365 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 I know, but so is fucking a 6 or 7 year old, even if it is only imagination. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42263-holladaddy/#findComment-941367 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 Just finished the entire thing. This man needs his own show. it's a work of comic genius. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Braintree's signature Hide all signatures colindyer.bandcamp.com williamsbraintree.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42263-holladaddy/#findComment-941368 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meadows and Labyrinths Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 I SAID SHUT THE FUCK UP, THE GAMES ON i read the whole thing, too. something about it, just really enjoyed it. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Meadows and Labyrinths's signature Hide all signatures plantre.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42263-holladaddy/#findComment-941394 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest EDGEY Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 (edited) Quote Victim's name: :K@¥-K@¥: Ðñ† JðKê Mï Mð†hÄ £µKñ §h¥† Age: 21 My message to her: was gOiN on'z gurl, u wanna gEt wt a tru ta life thugazz gangsta? i bring u on a ride dat da clowncars aint neva gunna trick dis ostrich holla-saurus rex Her reply: boi u straight WhiLlN! ahey boo do me a favor comment mi new picz n i will return da luv thanXx K@Y-K@Y holla-saurus rex---WaT Da HeLl DAt Iz? Me: ay yay gurl, why not be truggin da spotz off ya'llz ass? u wanna go wit 2 shopp da crizzle wit me? yo? Her: boi wat iz u talkn bout .. Me: gurl, dont be flackin da spizzle wit out even step-step-steppin off da supertraggles. naw mean? Dell PowerEdge 1850 dual xeon n shit. naw mean? Edited February 4, 2009 by EDGEY Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42263-holladaddy/#findComment-941451 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest assegai Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 I'm actually reading that whole website, some lols Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42263-holladaddy/#findComment-941457 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pilcat Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 (edited) Quote Me: maybee we'z can all freakay 2getha then.. i dont mind a lil dickplay as long as u dere 2 keep me hard likez a 4th grade math test. Her: WOW THATS GROSS Me: NAW NAW, once u get passed da fractions, it gets easier n shit. remember dat the numerator goes ova da denoninator is all. Her: MY ANSWER IS NO Me: i tried dat once but da tests iz always multaple choice. 2 many optionz 2 choosse frum, always keepin da bruthas down oh my lol, i can't stop reading this shit! Edited February 4, 2009 by Pilcat Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42263-holladaddy/#findComment-941460 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beatfanatic Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 Message she sent me: hey whats up My response: Your cholesterol. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42263-holladaddy/#findComment-941479 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pilcat Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 this is like "i put on my robe and wizard hat" taken to a whole new level! Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42263-holladaddy/#findComment-941486 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest A/D Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 (edited) Quote Me: SEND ME NUDES Her: DONT HAVE ANY.. Me: YOU'RE A COP Her: Y U SAY DAT?? LOLZ Me: FUCK U, I AINT FUCKIN WIT DA POPO Her: iM NOT A FUCCiN COP!!! DAMN SHiT Me: PROVE IT,, SENDZ ME NUDEz Her: i DONT HAVE A FREAKiN CAMERA!!! Me: fuckin popo Her: FUCK U . . . FUCKING LOL Quote Me: we shuld meet up and dem i can stick it in yo butt Her: R U SERIOUS Me: Yes. Her: oh okay Edited February 4, 2009 by A/D Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42263-holladaddy/#findComment-941494 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beatfanatic Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 Message she sent me: hey whats up My response: Your cholesterol. Her: so what you doing Me: nuttin much gurl. jus gettin mah stroke on 2 sum of yo picturez Her: ooo so whats your name?? Me: Chuggs. What r u wearin gurl? Her: im not at home so i am wearin pants and a top Me: hawt! Her: you are mad sexy Me: thanx gurl. u wanna touch mah dick? Her: ya baby Me: touch it. it wont bite gurl. Her: lol i wish i could Me: i'll shove mah fist in yo cunt She didn't write back, so I wrote her another message after a day or so. Me: C'mon jiggles, let's party! Her: Yes, that was a blank response she sent me. I responded by doing the same... Me: Her: hey baby whats up Me: Your cholesterol. Doesn't she realize we've had this conversation before? Her: so what you doing Me: Researching an effective Alzheimer's medication plan for you. What are you doing? Her: um im just sittin in ma room and playin on ma laptop Me: I fucking hate you so much. She reads the message but doesn't respond. A few days pass. Her: hey baby whats up Me: Your cholesterol. Her: so what you doing babie Me: Researching an effective Alzheimer's medication plan for you. What are you doing? Her: you are so hot i want to just fuck you babie Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42263-holladaddy/#findComment-941497 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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