CATS ARENT QUIET AT ALL

I HEAR THEM SNEAKING UP ON ME ALL THE TIME

if you hear them then they aren't really sneaking

SEMANTICS

one time i took a shit on a homeless guy's cat and dared him to call the police

feels good man

hahahahahaha wtf

this thread just fooled me again

edit:little balls of dough falling on wax paper in the bus this morning

Well if you took out your earpiece then they might think your listening and pray on more unsuspecting dogs with their headpiece on.

i can tell you would be well qualified for this job

cats are at a john cage level of silence

I've already applied apparently theres such a thing as being "over-qualified".

We sleep with vigor. Content with the knowledge that Lenin’s body shall never decay…

At first I read that as "Content with the knowledge that Lenin's body shall never rise from the grave."

cats piss me the fuck off

  DaveMike said:

cats piss me the fuck off

chill out man

here's a chill out pic