Dear James Blunt

I have made some suggestions to James Blunt.

I have sent my suggestions in a letter to his management.

To: Twenty-First Artists Ltd,

1 Blythe Road,

London

W14 OHG

Dear James Blunt,

I couldn't help noticing that you aren't quite the chart presence you once were.... May I offer a suggestion that would help return you back up the greasy pole of fame?

I basically suggest he should have a sex change. I've posted it on my bloog: Dear James Blunt.

Who?

what?

bloog?

That's the guy who sings "You're beautifuuuul" isn't he ?

that's right babar

  tauboo said:

that's right babar

what's going on in your avatar? who is that? why is she jumping?

she was told she'd be going through to the Masterchef semi-finals

when is the masterchef semi finals on?

I want to fuck her in the arse in real life more than I want to fuck James Blunt in the arse metaphorically (sp?).

yeah Im kind of into that masterchef lass

let's start a fan club.

i'm not sure when the semi-finals are - is the last quarter final this week?

i'm not sure.

maybe it is.

is this why there was a masterchef thread?

i never opened it

james changed his name from james blaunt to james blunt because blaunt sounded to posh

Why doesn't this suggestion letter include his suicide?  That would improve his chart presence immeasurably.

  triachus said:

bloog?

It's an electronica blog, so I wanted to mix 'blog' and 'Moog'. But it ended up looking like a typo. I don't think 'bloog' will catch on.

  OneToThirtySix said:

Why doesn't this suggestion letter include his suicide?  That would improve his chart presence immeasurably.

I love James Blunt more than life itself. Why would I want suicide for such a talented, good looking man? He was in the army, you know. He fought for us so we could have freedom. Freedom to live. Freedom to love. Freedom to--

--I just shot James Blunt with my automatic penis.

lol

I did not know James Blunt had some kind of accident and became a cripple.

Shame the wheels going the wrong way huh, thats going to take his leg off, such a shame.

James blunt is quite funny, when he was on top gear i chuckled quite abit, he said he put his sister on ebay.

he was depressed when he wrote the album right. we should arrange something. i'll talk to one of my goons

blunt can get any supermodel puss he wants.

  yek said:

he was depressed when he wrote the album right. we should arrange something. i'll talk to one of my goons

Ah yes, I prefer the hands-on touch you only get from hired goons...

Hired goons?