Guest Fat Roland Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 I have made some suggestions to James Blunt. I have sent my suggestions in a letter to his management. To: Twenty-First Artists Ltd, 1 Blythe Road, London W14 OHG Dear James Blunt, I couldn't help noticing that you aren't quite the chart presence you once were.... May I offer a suggestion that would help return you back up the greasy pole of fame? I basically suggest he should have a sex change. I've posted it on my bloog: Dear James Blunt. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42312-dear-james-blunt/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 Who? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Braintree's signature Hide all signatures colindyer.bandcamp.com williamsbraintree.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42312-dear-james-blunt/#findComment-941512 Share on other sites More sharing options...
modey Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 what? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide modey's signature Hide all signatures youtube | bandcamp | soundcloud | twitter | facebook 0F.digital Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42312-dear-james-blunt/#findComment-941513 Share on other sites More sharing options...
xeQYcJWNBz Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 bloog? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42312-dear-james-blunt/#findComment-941516 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Babar Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 That's the guy who sings "You're beautifuuuul" isn't he ? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42312-dear-james-blunt/#findComment-941528 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 that's right babar Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42312-dear-james-blunt/#findComment-941532 Share on other sites More sharing options...
xeQYcJWNBz Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 tauboo said: that's right babar what's going on in your avatar? who is that? why is she jumping? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42312-dear-james-blunt/#findComment-941533 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 she was told she'd be going through to the Masterchef semi-finals Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42312-dear-james-blunt/#findComment-941547 Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 when is the masterchef semi finals on? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42312-dear-james-blunt/#findComment-941596 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 I want to fuck her in the arse in real life more than I want to fuck James Blunt in the arse metaphorically (sp?). Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42312-dear-james-blunt/#findComment-941605 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 yeah Im kind of into that masterchef lass Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42312-dear-james-blunt/#findComment-941619 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 let's start a fan club. i'm not sure when the semi-finals are - is the last quarter final this week? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42312-dear-james-blunt/#findComment-941628 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 i'm not sure. maybe it is. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42312-dear-james-blunt/#findComment-941637 Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 is this why there was a masterchef thread? i never opened it Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42312-dear-james-blunt/#findComment-941665 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Benedict Cumberbatch Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 james changed his name from james blaunt to james blunt because blaunt sounded to posh Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42312-dear-james-blunt/#findComment-941734 Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted February 5, 2009 Report Share Posted February 5, 2009 Why doesn't this suggestion letter include his suicide? That would improve his chart presence immeasurably. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42312-dear-james-blunt/#findComment-942126 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fat Roland Posted February 5, 2009 Report Share Posted February 5, 2009 triachus said: bloog? It's an electronica blog, so I wanted to mix 'blog' and 'Moog'. But it ended up looking like a typo. I don't think 'bloog' will catch on. OneToThirtySix said: Why doesn't this suggestion letter include his suicide? That would improve his chart presence immeasurably. I love James Blunt more than life itself. Why would I want suicide for such a talented, good looking man? He was in the army, you know. He fought for us so we could have freedom. Freedom to live. Freedom to love. Freedom to-- --I just shot James Blunt with my automatic penis. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42312-dear-james-blunt/#findComment-942164 Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcock Posted February 5, 2009 Report Share Posted February 5, 2009 lol Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42312-dear-james-blunt/#findComment-942166 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Enter a new display name Posted February 5, 2009 Report Share Posted February 5, 2009 I did not know James Blunt had some kind of accident and became a cripple. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42312-dear-james-blunt/#findComment-942168 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted February 5, 2009 Report Share Posted February 5, 2009 Shame the wheels going the wrong way huh, thats going to take his leg off, such a shame. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42312-dear-james-blunt/#findComment-942173 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest David R James Posted February 5, 2009 Report Share Posted February 5, 2009 James blunt is quite funny, when he was on top gear i chuckled quite abit, he said he put his sister on ebay. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42312-dear-james-blunt/#findComment-942177 Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted February 5, 2009 Report Share Posted February 5, 2009 he was depressed when he wrote the album right. we should arrange something. i'll talk to one of my goons Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide YEK's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents !:/music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42312-dear-james-blunt/#findComment-942180 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted February 5, 2009 Report Share Posted February 5, 2009 blunt can get any supermodel puss he wants. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42312-dear-james-blunt/#findComment-942528 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobDobalina Posted February 5, 2009 Report Share Posted February 5, 2009 yek said: he was depressed when he wrote the album right. we should arrange something. i'll talk to one of my goons Ah yes, I prefer the hands-on touch you only get from hired goons... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide BobDobalina's signature Hide all signatures CA$HNE$$ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42312-dear-james-blunt/#findComment-942616 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 277: 930-933 Posted February 5, 2009 Report Share Posted February 5, 2009 Hired goons? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42312-dear-james-blunt/#findComment-942625 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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