i need a little motorized soft-tipped jackhammer for my ear

i need a machine that very quickly and softly jackhammers my ear to perpetuate indefinitely the feeling i get when i stick my index finger in my ear and vibrate it rapidly because it crosses some wires in my braind and makes me paralyzed and overcome by opiate shards of goodness that make me drool oertop my sweatpants ensconced boner

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*fap*

double up on that fap tree

omg you and skytree have the same surname

I killed him and ate him.

*fap fap*

Ensconcye

god very true

i have to angle my finger so the nail ever so lightly brushes up against the top-left feeling part of the inner lobe....its delicious.

hey fred, i missed you.

if you havent tried q-tipping you dont know what you're missing

dildo your ear

  Fred McGriff said:

i need a machine that very quickly and softly jackhammers my ear to perpetuate indefinitely the feeling i get when i stick my index finger in my ear and vibrate it rapidly because it crosses some wires in my braind and makes me paralyzed and overcome by opiate shards of goodness that make me drool oertop my sweatpants ensconced boner

 

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Tape a Q-Tip to your woman's vibrator that she keeps in the nightstand, and has secretly named it her former lover, even though she tells you it's named after you.

not all hispanic women do that jr, just yours

earwanking

¡Ay, caramba!

I know a guy who says it's an old Vietnamese trick to pluck a hair off of your head, fold it in half, twist it into a rigid wee bit of twine, and twirl the frayed end in your ear for the ultimate pleasure.

:undecided:

  Fred McGriff said:

not all hispanic women do that jr, just yours

touche, senior! :laughing:

i also need a little motorized soft-tipped jackhammer for my ear

nene multiple eargasms

that sounds luscious.

i know in hawaii a lot of people pick their lover's ears.

I'm shocked nobody's tried my vibrator+Q-Tip idea yet... I bet that would be great!

  Joyrex said:

I'm shocked nobody's tried my vibrator+Q-Tip idea yet... I bet that would be great!

It's not practical for around town though, might get some funny looks.

Once I had really bad earwax so I stuck a qtip in each ear and walked around town with it like that. I felt like I had antennas growing outta my head

I truly felt like a superior human being that day.