modey's annual nonsense poetry thread

here i'll start with me reciting my latest wanky pretentious awesome poem.

bonus item: my girlfriend's leg in the background.

erm uhuh

#1 suggests there's more? i think extending this to a good 15 minutes or so could improve it somewhat, as long as it's still cut off mid sentence.

have you just killed your girlfriend and cut her leg off?

yes. you're next

Your girlfriend's leg is hot.

your accent isn't very strong, are you a native melbournite? Most of my friends from Melbourne have THE thickest aussie accents i know. GAAAAZZEEELIIIINEEE.

lol at xxx and I: we're good ol midwesterners.

post more pics of ur gf stat

"we had a good conversation"

lol best things on the internet IMO.

My roommates and I say "you're the ringleader" to each other constantly.

OMG LEG!

MOORE LEG FOUND

modey what's that music in the background of the second video?

  dr lopez said:

your accent isn't very strong, are you a native melbournite? Most of my friends from Melbourne have THE thickest aussie accents i know. GAAAAZZEEELIIIINEEE.

 

 

lol at xxx and I: we're good ol midwesterners.

nah, i'm from perth originally, but i've tried to get rid of any potential bogan accent. but i'll make sure i do another video of some poetry in a 'typical' australian accent.

  Funktion said:

modey what's that music in the background of the second video?

soukichi kina - jing jing (or jin jin i dunno, my girlfriend was playing it)

  kaen said:

post more pics of ur gf stat

Mmmmmmmmmmm.

Crushed black pepper.

word! modey gots taste

  kaen said:

word! modey gots taste

you better believe it.