oyster Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 I think I am the most frustrated person in all of this. This is due to the Tuss controversy that has consumed my life as I know it. Tuss this...Tuss that. I might just have a psychological meltdown if this bullshit doesn't end. I've thought up an interesting theory as to why the truth of the Tuss has been so elusive. Newer marketing tactics are being used now days, more than your traditional advertising and whatnot. I'm no expert but go with it. I think it's very possible that all the confusion over the Tussy, was a deliberate "scam" if you will. Think about it, it's brilliant! Step 1: Rephlex signs "new" artist. Be it friend, RDJ, whoever. Step 2: Confuse the masses. Enter disinformation into the minds of the curious...WATMMers for example. Step 3: Cash your cheque. How many of you have already paid for this Tuss? Now, I know some of you are completely content with not knowing for sure. You are right, it's good music...who cares who the hell it is. This is all well and good for you, but for us AFX enthusiasts, you can imagine the rage of not knowing if this is actually RDJ. I will die incomplete if the truth is never revealed. My life will have been meaningless. I think there is clear evidence that there is some kind of affiliation between The Tuss and the AFX...obvious...but to not know if it is a friend, collab, or new AFX, is to fail as a human. I guess I apologize for the manic outburst, but I hope you understand the severity of the situation. Every night I cry myself to sleep because I know that I will never learn the truth about The Tuss. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide oyster's signature Hide all signatures I'M SORRY FOR BEING ME I CAN'T HELP THE WAY I AM Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42490-my-tuss-theory/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
goonstock Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 tuss = rdj end of story Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide goonstock's signature Hide all signatures (Bob Wilson) Sorry... you created that reality tunnel, you can find your way out... You built the Trap... you know the design better than anyone... Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42490-my-tuss-theory/#findComment-947369 Share on other sites More sharing options...
oyster Posted February 10, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 tuss = a barrel of fun little monkeys, lucid dreaming in a cold bath Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide oyster's signature Hide all signatures I'M SORRY FOR BEING ME I CAN'T HELP THE WAY I AM Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42490-my-tuss-theory/#findComment-947377 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JohnTqs Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 (edited) why did you say "it's ok the pod" instead of "it's ok pod"? that really irks me edit: wtf ludd made a post here that said "its ok the pod" and now it's gone.. Edited February 10, 2009 by JohnTqs Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42490-my-tuss-theory/#findComment-947379 Share on other sites More sharing options...
oyster Posted February 10, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 I think you need to chew on some trident wrappers, you are clearly suffering from hip-hop deprivation. I think you need to chew on some fruit, you are clearly suffering from fruit deprivation. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide oyster's signature Hide all signatures I'M SORRY FOR BEING ME I CAN'T HELP THE WAY I AM Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42490-my-tuss-theory/#findComment-947384 Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 i think maybe by rephlex saying it's him or him or him and him and him, they are basically saying, if you like these artists you'll like the tuss, and that's how far they go to describe it Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide YEK's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents !:/music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42490-my-tuss-theory/#findComment-947394 Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 JohnTqs said: why did you say "it's ok the pod" instead of "it's ok pod"? that really irks me edit: wtf ludd made a post here that said "its ok the pod" and now it's gone.. you what? if i wer eto make a post saying that , it's because his name is The Pod i wouldn't address you as Tqs would i? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42490-my-tuss-theory/#findComment-947395 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JohnTqs Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 LUDD said: JohnTqs said: why did you say "it's ok the pod" instead of "it's ok pod"? that really irks me edit: wtf ludd made a post here that said "its ok the pod" and now it's gone.. you what? if i wer eto make a post saying that , it's because his name is The Pod i wouldn't address you as Tqs would i? i fucking read a post by you that said that though, i'm not even high right now or anything but i am very confused... when you address people you don't say their full name, just their first. that's the way i look at it anyway. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42490-my-tuss-theory/#findComment-947403 Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 JohnTqs said: LUDD said: JohnTqs said: why did you say "it's ok the pod" instead of "it's ok pod"? that really irks me edit: wtf ludd made a post here that said "its ok the pod" and now it's gone.. you what? if i wer eto make a post saying that , it's because his name is The Pod i wouldn't address you as Tqs would i? i fucking read a post by you that said that though, i'm not even high right now or anything but i am very confused... when you address people you don't say their full name, just their first. that's the way i look at it anyway. so i should call him "The" in that case? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42490-my-tuss-theory/#findComment-947406 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JohnTqs Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 nah because "the" is used to emphasize a noun. Pod is the main word in The Pod Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42490-my-tuss-theory/#findComment-947410 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mailolman Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 prick Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42490-my-tuss-theory/#findComment-947476 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JohnTqs Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 we're arguing about grammar in a post that evidently never existed, am i a prick? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42490-my-tuss-theory/#findComment-947487 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Synthacat 9 Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 JohnTqs said: we're arguing about grammar in a post that evidently never existed, am i a prick? tuss Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42490-my-tuss-theory/#findComment-947499 Share on other sites More sharing options...
oyster Posted February 10, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 night or heat? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide oyster's signature Hide all signatures I'M SORRY FOR BEING ME I CAN'T HELP THE WAY I AM Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42490-my-tuss-theory/#findComment-947504 Share on other sites More sharing options...
awesomeperson Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 The Pod said: night or heat? Next on the list of things for Joyrex to censor. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42490-my-tuss-theory/#findComment-947702 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Helper ET Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 idm Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42490-my-tuss-theory/#findComment-947714 Share on other sites More sharing options...
oyster Posted February 10, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 IBM Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide oyster's signature Hide all signatures I'M SORRY FOR BEING ME I CAN'T HELP THE WAY I AM Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42490-my-tuss-theory/#findComment-947743 Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 M.I.B. starring will smith Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42490-my-tuss-theory/#findComment-947745 Share on other sites More sharing options...
oyster Posted February 10, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 black men in other black men starring will smith Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide oyster's signature Hide all signatures I'M SORRY FOR BEING ME I CAN'T HELP THE WAY I AM Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42490-my-tuss-theory/#findComment-947763 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deepex Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 This better be a troll thread at this point. If you don't know 100% in your blood that The Tuss is RDJ, then you don't deserve to call yourself a fan! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures On 4/11/2010 at 6:25 AM, 'Rambo' said: I enjoy the fragility of the rolling lol tbh. The broken lol is like our own mortality staring us in the face, reminding us to enjoy that sunset. d v dp ck: s n d c l d | b n d c m p | f c b k | t m b l r | t w t t r | l s t . f m Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42490-my-tuss-theory/#findComment-947773 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Helper ET Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 (edited) its just too non richard. if i knew for a fact that it was him, i could listen to it that way and come around im gonna say i dont know Edited February 10, 2009 by Helper ET Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42490-my-tuss-theory/#findComment-947825 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pete is your friend Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 fuck pod are you serious? i blame rdj for this sickening void Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42490-my-tuss-theory/#findComment-947847 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mrcopyandpaste Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 listen to fenix funk and tell me tuss isnt rdj Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42490-my-tuss-theory/#findComment-947947 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest thec Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 Listen... it's really simple. T U S S 20 + 21 + 19 + 19 = 79 We all know what happened in '79. Mister Ed, the horse from the famous show, dies. Now I can understand the confusion, what does Mr Ed have to do with the Tuss? Allow me to explain. The Mister Ed show was sponsored by the car manufacturing Studebaker corporation. In the early 1960's the Studebaker corporation, in an attempt to diversify their market and increase sales, acquired Onan corp and turned it into their Engine/Generator Division. Onan is named after the second son of Judah in the book of Genesis. Now Genesis is the book from which the band Genesis took it's name. Genesis released an album in 1979 called A Trick of the Tail, which happened to be the debut of a certain Phil Collins. Phil Collins recorded and released his hit song 'In the Air Tonight' in 1981. Following the huge success of the song it has been used in a number of commercials but most noticeably the 2007 advert for a chocolate bar made by the Cadbury corp. The commercial features a gorilla playing the piece's famous drum sequence. The agency that produced the ad, Fallon London, had previously run a campaign for BMW, called The Hire. It was a series of films released on the internet in 2001 and 2002. One of the films stars Clive Owen, who is now most famous for his role as Dwight McCarthy in the 2005 movie Sin City. Sin City was co-directed by Robert Rodriguez. Rodriguez had in the past refused to direct the movie Dogma, a satire on the church by Kevin Smith. Kevin Smith went on to make one of the worst movies ever, Jersey Girl. Jersey Girl was produced by the Weinstein brothers, who now own the Weinstein Company. A simple anagram of weinstein reads: Seine Twin. Which can be broken down into two meanings Seine: a river in Paris, France. Twin: a reference to Aphex Twin Nannou, Richard's former girlfriend was French. Thus, RDJ is TUSS Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42490-my-tuss-theory/#findComment-947995 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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