i am going to change the internet

thats right folks, you read that right, im going to change the internet and it will effect everyone including you

and not in a bad way, in a beautiful way. im talking about............youtube

this fucking bastard has been too shitty and too popular for far too long, and i for one am calling out to everyone on the internet to help me change youtubes shittyness. yeah hulu and all that fuck off whatever

when im on a forum, i fucking hate having to click around on peoples fucking youtube links that lead to some fat south african retard with a webcam shoving fake teeth in his mouth and and talking about nothing with this retarded "accent". whatever. fuck all that. im talking about how when i go to the youtube website, i die a little inside. i lose a part of myself forever. its the ugliness of the website. its very ugly. too ugly. i cant take it ugly

now this wouldnt be a problem if it was some unpopular site that i never went to. but the thing is, fucking everyone goes to youtube, and to me, this is the equivalent of trapping the world into a gymnasium full of cow shit

it looks like absolute TRASH! i could make a better looking site in less than a minute in MS paint. and google bought that shit right? is it some kind of "casually shittyness" thing they are going for like they are afraid of changing their "product" or are there 5 retarded people controlling what millions of people see?

who fucking cares. lets just do what needs to be done. we need to get in contact with youtube, and fucking slap them around a bit and just let them know how much we hate them and why. if that doesnt work, we'll create an agency for the sole purpose of destroying youtube if they are unwilling to coordinate with the masses. i could annihilate youtube.com if i wanted to

and dont even get me started about how the world has to watch videos in shit sound quality. they added the "watch in high quality" funktion, but thats only useful to people whos ears were chopped off i think

It's not about trying to change the internet, ET. Its about trying to leave it exactly the way it is.

Internet censorship affects everyone ;_;

ET has finally found his true voice, and I, for one, am in awe

I prefer YouPorn personally

take up digital arms! the revolution will not be youtubized!

*whistles battle hymn of the republic*

  ET said:

lets just do what needs to be done. we need to get in contact with youtube, and fucking slap them around a bit and just let them know how much we hate them and why. if that doesnt work, we'll create an agency for the sole purpose of destroying youtube if they are unwilling to coordinate with the masses. i could annihilate youtube.com if i wanted to

Or you could just make an account there and perpetually say your leaving but never do.

I'm just joking man, I'm glad you finally believe in something.

so does that cat

  Root5 said:

  ET said:

lets just do what needs to be done. we need to get in contact with youtube, and fucking slap them around a bit and just let them know how much we hate them and why. if that doesnt work, we'll create an agency for the sole purpose of destroying youtube if they are unwilling to coordinate with the masses. i could annihilate youtube.com if i wanted to

 

Or you could just make an account there and perpetually say your leaving but never do.

change I can believe in.

http://www.vimeo.com

thread over.

vimeo looks like twitters retarded cousin

(after ET liquored her up and had his way with her, but only the tip)

im sorry i couldnt concentrate with all the puke spraying out of my mouth

  ET said:

thats right folks, you read that right, im going to change the internet and it will effect everyone including you

 

and not in a bad way, in a beautiful way. im talking about............youtube

 

this fucking bastard has been too shitty and too popular for far too long, and i for one am calling out to everyone on the internet to help me change youtubes shittyness. yeah hulu and all that fuck off whatever

 

when im on a forum, i fucking hate having to click around on peoples fucking youtube links that lead to some fat south african retard with a webcam shoving fake teeth in his mouth and and talking about nothing with this retarded "accent". whatever. fuck all that. im talking about how when i go to the youtube website, i die a little inside. i lose a part of myself forever. its the ugliness of the website. its very ugly. too ugly. i cant take it ugly

 

now this wouldnt be a problem if it was some unpopular site that i never went to. but the thing is, fucking everyone goes to youtube, and to me, this is the equivalent of trapping the world into a gymnasium full of cow shit

 

it looks like absolute TRASH! i could make a better looking site in less than a minute in MS paint. and google bought that shit right? is it some kind of "casually shittyness" thing they are going for like they are afraid of changing their "product" or are there 5 retarded people controlling what millions of people see?

 

who fucking cares. lets just do what needs to be done. we need to get in contact with youtube, and fucking slap them around a bit and just let them know how much we hate them and why. if that doesnt work, we'll create an agency for the sole purpose of destroying youtube if they are unwilling to coordinate with the masses. i could annihilate youtube.com if i wanted to

 

and dont even get me started about how the world has to watch videos in shit sound quality. they added the "watch in high quality" funktion, but thats only useful to people whos ears were chopped off i think

affect

  ET said:

thats right folks, you read that right, im going to change the internet and it will effect everyone including you

 

and not in a bad way, in a beautiful way. im talking about............youtube

 

this fucking bastard has been too shitty and too popular for far too long, and i for one am calling out to everyone on the internet to help me change youtubes shittyness. yeah hulu and all that fuck off whatever

 

when im on a forum, i fucking hate having to click around on peoples fucking youtube links that lead to some fat south african retard with a webcam shoving fake teeth in his mouth and and talking about nothing with this retarded "accent". whatever. fuck all that. im talking about how when i go to the youtube website, i die a little inside. i lose a part of myself forever. its the ugliness of the website. its very ugly. too ugly. i cant take it ugly

 

now this wouldnt be a problem if it was some unpopular site that i never went to. but the thing is, fucking everyone goes to youtube, and to me, this is the equivalent of trapping the world into a gymnasium full of cow shit

 

it looks like absolute TRASH! i could make a better looking site in less than a minute in MS paint. and google bought that shit right? is it some kind of "casually shittyness" thing they are going for like they are afraid of changing their "product" or are there 5 retarded people controlling what millions of people see?

 

who fucking cares. lets just do what needs to be done. we need to get in contact with youtube, and fucking slap them around a bit and just let them know how much we hate them and why. if that doesnt work, we'll create an agency for the sole purpose of destroying youtube if they are unwilling to coordinate with the masses. i could annihilate youtube.com if i wanted to

 

and dont even get me started about how the world has to watch videos in shit sound quality. they added the "watch in high quality" funktion, but thats only useful to people whos ears were chopped off i think

That's

  ET said:

thats right folks, you read that right, im going to change the internet and it will effect everyone including you

 

and not in a bad way, in a beautiful way. im talking about............youtube

 

this fucking bastard has been too shitty and too popular for far too long, and i for one am calling out to everyone on the internet to help me change youtubes shittyness. yeah hulu and all that fuck off whatever

 

when im on a forum, i fucking hate having to click around on peoples fucking youtube links that lead to some fat south african retard with a webcam shoving fake teeth in his mouth and and talking about nothing with this retarded "accent". whatever. fuck all that. im talking about how when i go to the youtube website, i die a little inside. i lose a part of myself forever. its the ugliness of the website. its very ugly. too ugly. i cant take it ugly

 

now this wouldnt be a problem if it was some unpopular site that i never went to. but the thing is, fucking everyone goes to youtube, and to me, this is the equivalent of trapping the world into a gymnasium full of cow shit

 

it looks like absolute TRASH! i could make a better looking site in less than a minute in MS paint. and google bought that shit right? is it some kind of "casually shittyness" thing they are going for like they are afraid of changing their "product" or are there 5 retarded people controlling what millions of people see?

 

who fucking cares. lets just do what needs to be done. we need to get in contact with youtube, and fucking slap them around a bit and just let them know how much we hate them and why. if that doesnt work, we'll create an agency for the sole purpose of destroying youtube if they are unwilling to coordinate with the masses. i could annihilate youtube.com if i wanted to

 

and dont even get me started about how the world has to watch videos in shit sound quality. they added the "watch in high quality" funktion, but thats only useful to people whos ears were chopped off i think

function.

lol

  ET said:

thats right folks, you read that right, im going to change the internet and it will effect everyone including you

 

and not in a bad way, in a beautiful way. im talking about............youtube

 

this fucking bastard has been too shitty and too popular for far too long, and i for one am calling out to everyone on the internet to help me change youtubes shittyness. yeah hulu and all that fuck off whatever

 

when im on a forum, i fucking hate having to click around on peoples fucking youtube links that lead to some fat south african retard with a webcam shoving fake teeth in his mouth and and talking about nothing with this retarded "accent". whatever. fuck all that. im talking about how when i go to the youtube website, i die a little inside. i lose a part of myself forever. its the ugliness of the website. its very ugly. too ugly. i cant take it ugly

 

now this wouldnt be a problem if it was some unpopular site that i never went to. but the thing is, fucking everyone goes to youtube, and to me, this is the equivalent of trapping the world into a gymnasium full of cow shit

 

it looks like absolute TRASH! i could make a better looking site in less than a minute in MS paint. and google bought that shit right? is it some kind of "casually shittyness" thing they are going for like they are afraid of changing their "product" or are there 5 retarded people controlling what millions of people see?

 

who fucking cares. lets just do what needs to be done. we need to get in contact with youtube, and fucking slap them around a bit and just let them know how much we hate them and why. if that doesnt work, we'll create an agency for the sole purpose of destroying youtube if they are unwilling to coordinate with the masses. i could annihilate youtube.com if i wanted to

 

and dont even get me started about how the world has to watch videos in shit sound quality. they added the "watch in high quality" funktion, but thats only useful to people whos ears were chopped off i think

don't, whose, I'm, doesn't, it's, etc.

hahaha look! youtube added a function that makes everything dark! click the little light bulb above the video! i fucking win! IM NOT CRAZY! See?

bumping your own nonsense/crap thread --> bin

I think it's hilarious that thousands of great minds have slaved away for hours coming up with the technology first for electricity, then sound, then display, then computers, then the internet, then streaming video and youtube, hundred of thousands of hours of blood, sweat, and tears have gone into this and the culmination of all of their hard work amounts to videos of monkeys drinking their own pee being the most popular

or fat people singing

or jazzbands covering afex twien

posting in an ET thread. youtube