dolphins probably have it better than anyone

they can jump out of water and hump people and it's fine (smiles all round).

they look good in sunglasses:

for comparison:

there are dolphin dildos in many varieties. sometimes the vagina part is a dolphin, sometimes just the butt part (or is that the clitoris stimulation part? ask a dolphin), sometimes all 3 are dolphins of varying sizes, for the full dolphin experience. i don't think any other creature shares this honour. ducks can go in the bath and whales can be soap, but never dildos. as for humans, a dildo resembling one man's appendage is generally shunned - whereas the entire dolphin form is accepted, there are no man-shaped dildos.

also good as hats

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i probably shouldn't post threads i come up with when i'm falling asleep. it didn't seem like a good idea anymore today, but i decided to do it anyway.

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OH MY FUCKING LORD!

This is about as nice as masterbating with sandpaper.

Take that as you will.

they also enjoy a good raping now and then

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i can't view attachments in spoilers. can you describe what you posted?

  tauboo said:

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i can't view attachments in spoilers. can you describe what you posted?

It appears to be a man having introcoarse with a dolfin underwata.

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lol

the thread isn't tagged nsfw .. so the pik better be deleted eh plz .. lest we get someone here in trouble unness ..

man i really should get that bottle of jack before they close ..

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*Lumpenprol wins the internet*

  assegai said:

This is about as nice as masterbating with sandpaper.

Take that as you will.

So you've fucked a dolphin?