FREAK ACCIDENT - MILLIONS KILLED - UNTHINKABLE TRAVESTY

I dropped a chunk of weed through the keyboard cracks.

d00d don't give up

remove those keys, you never know what you'll find.

OPEN UP THAT KEYBAORD RIGHT NOW

IT'S STILL SALVAGEABLE

bahaha

call S.W.A.T.!

you must retrieve your nugget!

yeah, going at it with some tweesers right now, but it's a tricky angle... luckily it's under the Z key (I had to copy and paste that letter so I wouldnt smoosh it, which made me feel like a dirty pothead)

oh noes. if only keyboards were made with easily-removable keys...

Good opportunity to quit.

:teeth:

I once left a nugget on my desk before going to bed and it disappeared before I woke up. I lived with a few other people so I assumed it was taken as we were drinking that night, no big deal. I forgot about it.

About a month later, I discovered there was a mouse in my room that would sneak around my desk at night. I kept noticing it coming out and looking for crumbs on my desk, growing ever more friendly, and soon realized it was calling my printer its home. I decided to get rid of it even though I was growing fond of it because we noticed mice in a few rooms and didn't want the house to be over-run.

I opened the printer and shook it out after I was sure I had seen the creature run inside it. Sure enough it flew out and went running into the woods, but so did a few other odds and ends, mainly sun-flower seeds and the like. The thing that caught my attention was the nugget of weed I had lost, nibbled to bits with just a bit of visible green on the stems.

The damn thing must have had the munchies every time it came out.

Is there a point to this story? Probably not. I just hope your weed doesn't come to an un-smoked end without a purpose.

use pencil (hb) to remove all keys. flip keyboard over piece of paper. if you feel like it, remove dandruffs, crumbs of pre-baked discounter baguette, dried semen, etc.. ingest

smoke up the keyboard.

you'll stone stupid hard.

Oh, I thought you meant musical keyboard.

Are you shitting me?

After a long enough period of time you can salvage enough to roll a spliff. Fuck, the calyxes under my keys add padding for my typing.

  Pilcat said:

smoke up the keyboard.

you'll stone stupid hard.

that was my first thought, but I couldn't find any papers... glass ftw

GOT IT!

motherfucker was lodged in there but good

now it's lodged in my lung

THANKS FOR ALL THE HELP GUYS

It couldn't have been that large a nug to fall in there.

it's a new keyboard so it's not semen-encrusted like yallz...

and no it wasn't a huge nug but it's the principle of the issue.

at leazt I have my ZZZZZZZZZ key back!!!ZZZ!!!Z!Z!!!!!!Z!Z!!ZZZ!

Z.... z...... zZ>>.....<ZZZzzz zzz ZZZzZZ~~z .........z.... !

TODAY'Z AWEZOME THREAD WAZ BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE LETTER Q

yus thus huppunud tu mu uncu, ut bucumu ludgud undurnuuth ull uf mu vuwuls uxcupt fur thu u

ppp p pp ppppp pp pppp ppppp ppppppp PPP! PPP P PPPPPP!

i heard you cum stupid hard if you stick a keyboard up your ass

90% of posters in this thread are hard-core new members.

ask alzado for help. he is a lawyer

  kaini said:

i heard you cum stupid hard if you stick a keyboard up your ass

I find that they don't fit.

  abusivegeorge said:

  kaini said:

i heard you cum stupid hard if you stick a keyboard up your ass

 

I find that they don't fit.

don't give up!

i've been looking around the carpet for dropped nugs when i ran out before

don't cokeheads normally do this shit?

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analogue wings

 

oh noes. if only keyboards were made with easily-removable keys...

WINNER !!