chimpanzee

Let's talk monkeys...

http://edition.cnn.com/2009/US/02/16/chimp.attack/index.html

Not Racist...

Racist...

http://www.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/02/18/chimp.cartoon/

wait.. what?

edit: prematurely posted the conneticut link without seeing the aforementioned.

/last post.

strange, I just read an article about this in the paper 2 seconds before sitting down and clicking this thread

LETS PLAY FUNNY NOT FUNNY

my favorite monkey video

history, stupid

didn't a chimp just recently rip the face off of someone in the States? some guy who had it as a pet, and it went ape-shit (BADOOM TSSH) and ripped off the neighbors face.

  thanks robert moses said:

(BADOOM TSSH)

http://www.instantrimshot.com

  thanks robert moses said:

didn't a chimp just recently rip the face off of someone in the States? some guy who had it as a pet, and it went ape-shit (BADOOM TSSH) and ripped off the neighbors face.

yeah i think so and it was shot

Here's the emergency phone call

http://ekstrabladet.tv/nyheder/112/article1128116.ece

  EDGEY said:

Not Racist...

 

Racist...

http://www.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/02/18/chimp.cartoon/

 

wait.. what?

well i don't think either one is racist. the second one seems to imply that the stimulus plan was written by a monkey and not obama, not that obama is a monkey. the other one is just saying george bush looks like a monkey. not a big deal.

I dunno man, Black people are not cool with being called monkeys and Obama is the face of the stimulus plan. Stupid decision.

It's the difference between comparing and equating.

al sharpton needs to go back to selling used cars.

  hahathhat said:

al sharpton needs to go back to selling used cars.

or calling Louie Theroux a white devil on television

  Awepittance said:

  hahathhat said:

al sharpton needs to go back to selling used cars.

 

or calling Louie Theroux a white devil on television

Hey, he'd love it

There was another gruesome chimp attack at a sanctuary in 2005.

  Quote

As St. James confronted the chimp, the six-two former running back turned to find a second chimp — also a male, this one older and bigger — bearing down on him as well. With both hands, he pushed the bigger animal. Both chimps pounced. One of the animals grabbed him in a bear hug before chomping into the bone above his right eyebrow. He then stuck his finger in St. James's right eye, gouging it out. The same animal clamped his teeth onto St. James's nose, biting it off, as the other chimp chewed away at St. James's fingers. In the melee, one of the chimps dug in his claws and ripped the skin off the right side of St. James's face, causing it to flop over and cover his left eye, temporarily blinding him. One of the primates sunk his teeth into St. James's skull. He then closed his jaws on St. James's mouth, ripping off his lips and most of his teeth. St. James tried to put one of his hands down the animal's throat, but the chimp just kept chewing on it and chewing on it, and he couldn't get it out.

http://www.esquire.com/features/chimpanzee-attack-0409

  thanks robert moses said:

didn't a chimp just recently rip the face off of someone in the States? some guy who had it as a pet, and it went ape-shit (BADOOM TSSH) and ripped off the neighbors face.

BADOOM TSSH

my sister works at the cleveland clinic, and though she hasn't worked on/with this woman directly (she's a dietitian) she said apparently both of her eyes were gouged out and that her "hands were ripped apart"

that's some serious savage shit. wait, didn't we evolve from chimps?

*beats computer monitor to death*

  JohnTqs said:

well i don't think either one is racist. the second one seems to imply that the stimulus plan was written by a monkey and not obama, not that obama is a monkey.

black people overreact.

  Benedict Cumberbatch said:

  JohnTqs said:

well i don't think either one is racist. the second one seems to imply that the stimulus plan was written by a monkey and not obama, not that obama is a monkey.

 

black people overreact.

...more like al sharpton trying to attach his name to some new "racial injustice" in an attempt to keep himself relevant (btw - that almost rhymes with president).

  EDGEY said:

...more like al sharpton trying to attach his name to some new "racial injustice" in an attempt to keep himself relevant (btw - that almost rhymes with president).

are you french

cartoon is very stupid in the context of US history, they had to be morans to not know they'd get such a reaction.

no chimps complained