Guest ezkerraldean Posted February 19, 2009 Report Share Posted February 19, 2009 I logged in about 5 minutes ago anticipating some light evening lols. But I found none of the active threads to be satisfactory in this sense. Therefore, I have established this thread for the purpose of mild evening entertainment while I'm doing my work and slightly drunk. Yours sincerely, Ezkerraldean Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42824-dear-watmm/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Deep Fried Everything Posted February 19, 2009 Report Share Posted February 19, 2009 good evening sir, may i take your coat? and would you perchance fancy a glass of wine to ease your way into the evening? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42824-dear-watmm/#findComment-956548 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest my usernames always really suck Posted February 19, 2009 Report Share Posted February 19, 2009 pikachu Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42824-dear-watmm/#findComment-956549 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JohnTqs Posted February 19, 2009 Report Share Posted February 19, 2009 jigglypuff Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42824-dear-watmm/#findComment-956550 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ezkerraldean Posted February 19, 2009 Report Share Posted February 19, 2009 Roll on the ska-jazz! Cognac for me, waiter. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42824-dear-watmm/#findComment-956551 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Benedict Cumberbatch Posted February 20, 2009 Report Share Posted February 20, 2009 SQLString Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42824-dear-watmm/#findComment-956565 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest thec Posted February 20, 2009 Report Share Posted February 20, 2009 i bring terrible news from afar the germans are mobilizing their donk armies Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42824-dear-watmm/#findComment-956583 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pilcat Posted February 20, 2009 Report Share Posted February 20, 2009 thec said: i bring terrible news from afar the germans are mobilizing their donk armies *braces for the onslaught of crushing donks* Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42824-dear-watmm/#findComment-956593 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chax Posted February 20, 2009 Report Share Posted February 20, 2009 (edited) thec said: i bring terrible news from afar the germans are mobilizing their donk armies the new adonkalypse is upon us Edited February 20, 2009 by chax Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42824-dear-watmm/#findComment-956594 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest thec Posted February 20, 2009 Report Share Posted February 20, 2009 yes, word on the wire is they have also started to produce mass weapons of donkstruction, such as the hydrodonk bomb. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42824-dear-watmm/#findComment-956598 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest thec Posted February 20, 2009 Report Share Posted February 20, 2009 oh no parliament voted to rename the reichsdonkstag censored by the gestdonko Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42824-dear-watmm/#findComment-956601 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted February 20, 2009 Report Share Posted February 20, 2009 ezkerraldean said: I logged in about 5 minutes ago anticipating some light evening lols. But I found none of the active threads to be satisfactory in this sense. Therefore, I have established this thread for the purpose of mild evening entertainment while I'm doing my work and slightly drunk. Yours sincerely, Ezkerraldean Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42824-dear-watmm/#findComment-956602 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JohnTqs Posted February 20, 2009 Report Share Posted February 20, 2009 LOL Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42824-dear-watmm/#findComment-956629 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted February 20, 2009 Report Share Posted February 20, 2009 donkey shone I AM MIDDLE AMERICAN< HERE WE ROAR Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42824-dear-watmm/#findComment-956822 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Al Hounos Posted February 20, 2009 Report Share Posted February 20, 2009 She put her hand around his penis and moved it back and forth and it no longer seemed strange, not even a part of his body, more a part of hers, the sensations flowing in one unbroken circle. And she could hear herself panting now, like a dog, but she didn't care. And she realised that it was going to happen and she heard herself saying, 'Yes, yes, yes,' and even hearing the sound of her own voice didn't break the spell. And it swept over her like surf sweeping over sand then falling back and sweeping up over the sand again and falling back. Images went off in her head like little fireworks. The smell of coconut. Brass firedogs. The starched bolster in her parents' bed. A hot cone of grass-clippings. She was breaking up into a thousand tiny pieces, like snow, or bonfire sparks, tumbling high in the air, then starting to fall, so slowly it hardly seemed like falling at all. He waited for a couple of minutes. 'And now,' he said, 'I think it's my turn.' Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42824-dear-watmm/#findComment-956832 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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