My Weight Loss Success Based On The Diet I learned From Chris Brown.

recently i've been seeing these ads EVERYWHERE ON THE INTERNET, to the point where i'm starting to wtf something serious -- they must be pumping major ad dollars out. these ads are everywhere. they all say:

1 Rule of a Flat Stomach

Cut down 15 lbs of stomach fat in 1 month by obeying this 1 rule.

rule seemed obvious to me -- stop cramming down ho-ho's and do some fucking situps -- but after feeling like i'd stumbled into a fun-house version of the internets in which every ad was this one ad, curiosity got the better of me and i clicked. turned out they're just hawking some ACAI BERRY BLASTER 'n' COLON CLENSE DETOX MAGIC, FREE (for the first month) the usual BS. LOL'd, moved on.

then, just now, i see this:

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My Weight Loss Success

Based On The Diet I learned From Chris Brown.

Chris Brown Keeps Weight Off Using This System.

http://www.elisascelebritydietblog.com/ind...?id=Chris+Brown

and it was linked from this:

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2009/02/..._face_of_r.html

this company must be run by an entire family of retards, as no one person can be this bad at internets profiteering.

edit: fucking lol, it's fill-in-the-blank:

http://www.elisascelebritydietblog.com/index.php?id=Joyrex

omg you copycats

  Mesh Gear Fox said:

Warning: Product may cause your partner to be beaten.

yeah. it's fantastic when automated systems produce abortions.

somewhere, i have a screencap of an ad attempting to sell me "aphex twin sheet music"

This diet is much prefered.

http://forum.watmm.com/index.php?showtopic...hl=weight++loss

  assegai said:

This diet is much prefered.

http://forum.watmm.com/index.php?showtopic...hl=weight++loss

thnx ;D

is this the chris brown that battered rihanna?

she looks like she's had a right shoeing.

  keltoi said:

is this the chris brown that battered rihanna?

 

 

she looks like she's had a right shoeing.

with the abusive fella... ella... ella eh eh

http://www.elisascelebritydietblog.com/ind...d=FUCKING%20LOL

It works!