Make drummers everywhere have bad sounding snares

this guy brilliantly put together a vid showing you pretty much everything you shouldn't do to tune a snare drum. he does it in a way where u cant tell he's joking, gettin ppl to put corn starch into drums etc.

 

Let's hijack the comment section so people not knowing any better try this shit

 

here's mine

"This helped alot. Gives me a sound similar to john bonham's superphonic! even with a wood snare drum! Your method is second to none and who would have ever thought of corn starch? what a great way to carry the torch in ways some people here obviously DONT GET!"

 

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i don't think YOU GET IT. that IS the way to tune a snare drum.

The only to way to get a true early 50's snare sound is to kill your family.

I've been doing it like that for years. It actually makes your snare last longer, too.

and mic it with a shure............5...............................?

Well, obviously I'll never get a good snare recording unless I use an incredibly obscure mic that no one has heard of and is super expensive.

  Benedict Cumberbatch said:

i don't think YOU GET IT. that IS the way to tune a snare drum.

 

uhm...if you'd notice while tightening a lug he snaps it and breaks the whole head. it's obviously a joke. alot of the things are off. you're never supposed to go around to each lug tightening in a clockwise or counter clockwise fashion

i like to put a persian kitten and a saucer of milk in my snare for added warmth

I honestly hope no one tries what i posted.

Hahahahahah

Ten to fifteen turns per lug!

 

 

where is the pitch control on that wooden thing?

  sodar said:

Hahahahahah

Ten to fifteen turns per lug!