Guest abusivegeorge Posted February 22, 2009 Report Share Posted February 22, 2009 I have one finger in my bum, my hand on my cock and a printed set of the rules. I have some disco lights on, mysterious girl by Petre Andre is on the jukebox and playing on the tele I have a replay of the 1966 world cup final with Englands crushing victory, also to help me along I have pictures I drew of Johnny Wilkinson last year. So guys do you have any particular chapters that you prefer which you think I should turn to? Should I perhaps read the rules first? Or shall I just leave it with page 1 on top and crack on at the face? I'm new to all this, thanks :). Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42900-rules-jizzery/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted February 22, 2009 Report Share Posted February 22, 2009 lets back up a little. Are these proper disco lights? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42900-rules-jizzery/#findComment-958206 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted February 22, 2009 Report Share Posted February 22, 2009 Rambo said: lets back up a little. Are these proper disco lights? I don't do things by half measures Rambo, the pictures of Johnny Wilkinson would be real, if I had any printer paper left. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42900-rules-jizzery/#findComment-958209 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted February 22, 2009 Report Share Posted February 22, 2009 Do these speakers respond to sound or do they run through a sequence? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42900-rules-jizzery/#findComment-958210 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest David R James Posted February 22, 2009 Report Share Posted February 22, 2009 Lets backup even more and ask is this a real thread or a nonsense/crap thread? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42900-rules-jizzery/#findComment-958212 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted February 22, 2009 Report Share Posted February 22, 2009 David R James said: Lets backup even more and ask is this a real thread or a nonsense/crap thread? I used to like you, get a sense of humour. Rambo said: Do these speakers respond to sound or do they run through a sequence? The sound is coming through two tiny little shit PC speakers. As for the telly, just the standard built in speakers, no surround system plugged in, would be way too much effort for me to sort it out right now. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42900-rules-jizzery/#findComment-958213 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest my usernames always really suck Posted February 22, 2009 Report Share Posted February 22, 2009 I come to WATMM for the nonsense and crap threads. It's what WATMM was founded upon. Segregating them in a separate read-only forum is very un-WATMM-like. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42900-rules-jizzery/#findComment-958216 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted February 22, 2009 Report Share Posted February 22, 2009 Dudes read the rules ^^. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42900-rules-jizzery/#findComment-958219 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest David R James Posted February 22, 2009 Report Share Posted February 22, 2009 abusivegeorge said: Dudes read the rules ^^. Ok ive read them again , can we put this behind us? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42900-rules-jizzery/#findComment-958222 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted February 22, 2009 Report Share Posted February 22, 2009 David R James said: abusivegeorge said: Dudes read the rules ^^. Ok ive read them again , can we put this behind us? Of course man, forgotten. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42900-rules-jizzery/#findComment-958223 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted February 22, 2009 Report Share Posted February 22, 2009 abusivegeorge said: Rambo said: Do these speakers respond to sound or do they run through a sequence? The sound is coming through two tiny little shit PC speakers. As for the telly, just the standard built in speakers, no surround system plugged in, would be way too much effort for me to sort it out right now. Apologies George i'm doing 2 things at once here. I meant to say do the lights respond to sound or do they run through in a sequence? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42900-rules-jizzery/#findComment-958224 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest David R James Posted February 22, 2009 Report Share Posted February 22, 2009 my usernames always really suck said: I come to WATMM for the nonsense and crap threads. It's what WATMM was founded upon. Segregating them in a separate read-only forum is very un-WATMM-like. Derp? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42900-rules-jizzery/#findComment-958225 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted February 22, 2009 Report Share Posted February 22, 2009 I did wonder what the fuck you meant, hence my pretty much non technical response. They run through a sequence mate. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42900-rules-jizzery/#findComment-958227 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted February 22, 2009 Report Share Posted February 22, 2009 That's good news. Im working on an extensive sequence of dance moves for you to perform. If you're going to be fingering yourself the entire time that 's really going to relieve my workload as there will be far less arm movement in your routine. Give me 3-9 weeks. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42900-rules-jizzery/#findComment-958234 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted February 22, 2009 Report Share Posted February 22, 2009 Really, I wanted my cherry popped tonight. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42900-rules-jizzery/#findComment-958235 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted February 22, 2009 Report Share Posted February 22, 2009 i recommend the hotlinking section Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42900-rules-jizzery/#findComment-958237 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dr. Bunsen Honeydew Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 abusivegeorge said: I have one finger in my bum, my hand on my cock and a printed set of the rules. I have some disco lights on, mysterious girl by Petre Andre is on the jukebox and playing on the tele I have a replay of the 1966 world cup final with Englands crushing victory, also to help me along I have pictures I drew of Johnny Wilkinson last year. So guys do you have any particular chapters that you prefer which you think I should turn to? Should I perhaps read the rules first? Or shall I just leave it with page 1 on top and crack on at the face? I'm new to all this, thanks :). someone finally 'read the rules' for once.. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42900-rules-jizzery/#findComment-958552 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 read the rules, listen to music, eat the pizza, fuck the bitch, smoke the reefer, hit the bong, drop the acid, finish the post. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42900-rules-jizzery/#findComment-958555 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 lol, I barely remember making this thread, been hallucinating really bad with withdrawal symptons off a completely fucking mad week long bender, it feels like I made this post about a week ago, but it was yesterday right? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42900-rules-jizzery/#findComment-958711 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest David R James Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 abusivegeorge said: lol, I barely remember making this thread, been hallucinating really bad with withdrawal symptons off a completely fucking mad week long bender, it feels like I made this post about a week ago, but it was yesterday right? Tell us about ur bender? what did it involve? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42900-rules-jizzery/#findComment-958714 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 David R James said: abusivegeorge said: lol, I barely remember making this thread, been hallucinating really bad with withdrawal symptons off a completely fucking mad week long bender, it feels like I made this post about a week ago, but it was yesterday right? Tell us about ur bender? what did it involve? From sunday evening to Saturday evening it involved about 100 pints, some sleeping on and jumping trains, lots of inner-city London entertainment (which isn't a patch on Brighton) and one monumental fight at the KU bar on the Monday night. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42900-rules-jizzery/#findComment-958716 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest David R James Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 abusivegeorge said: David R James said: abusivegeorge said: lol, I barely remember making this thread, been hallucinating really bad with withdrawal symptons off a completely fucking mad week long bender, it feels like I made this post about a week ago, but it was yesterday right? Tell us about ur bender? what did it involve? From sunday evening to Saturday evening it involved about 100 pints, some sleeping on and jumping trains, lots of inner-city London entertainment (which isn't a patch on Brighton) and one monumental fight at the KU bar on the Monday night. Oh Excellent Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42900-rules-jizzery/#findComment-958720 Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcock Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 you fucked up quitting de ale then? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42900-rules-jizzery/#findComment-958743 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 messiaen said: you fucked up quitting de ale then? I fucked up, and then realised on Saturday night what I was doing, and been sitting here withdrawing ever since, but man I'm much better than yesterday. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42900-rules-jizzery/#findComment-958745 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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