The best way to dispose the corpses of innocent children?

My friend is writing a novel. Any suggestions?

eat them

in the city dumspter

deep freeze em. open a restaurant called chillins. serve. mwuhaha? or no mwuhaha.

we need hearty mwuhahas in this thread.

If you're friend is having trouble, perhaps he shouldn't be writing a novel.

  LOL Alzado said:

If you're friend is having trouble, perhaps he shouldn't be writing a novel.

ninja pwn

you could list innocent children as being on the menu. No-one would be able to hang with that kind of reverse psychology. It's almost too easy.

dump them into the sewers.

hmm, still waiting for the LOL factor...

  LOL Alzado said:

If you're friend is having trouble, perhaps he shouldn't be writing a novel.

why don't you get a dick?

*high fives random bystander*

yore

Sell them on e-Bay.

seems like one of the most creatively fun parts of writing the story. if you can't come up with that, it doesn't bode well for your ability to write a story. that's all i'm saying. since most writing is crap...this indicates that he might be moving in that direction.

but don't mind me. tell him to go ahead and consult messageboards when he has writer's block. that's how all the greats got it done.

okay, im going to come clean here. There is no novel. Not that i've killed any kids.

ya i'm with alzado here..... why is this cracker writing a novel if he can't come up with a way to get rid of corpses? maybe he should check back in for a plot and maybe come character names too.

  hexagon son said:

hmm, still waiting for the LOL factor...

how bout I stare at you until you bring the LOL factor to this thread?

can we please just dispose of these kids guys? Think of the kids

He could hide them in the µ-Ziq Forum.

  kakapo said:

He could hide them in the µ-Ziq Forum.

lol achieved

take them for a walk in a wheelchair nicely wrapped up in a nice blanket, hat scarf (tell your neighbours you work for a home for retarded kids) erm... then just leave them somewhere.

mwuhaha

toy shovel and a bag of lime from home depot.

i know a really good way to dispose of the corpses of guilty children but i reckon that innocent children corpse disposal is as far removed from guilty children corpse disposal as a bakery is from a hospital.

Befriend a blind person who also has no sense of smell, drop them off one day in a remote part of his house and never return.

dissolve them in acid and dump them in a sewer or some waterstream.