Guest Rambo Posted February 24, 2009 Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 My friend is writing a novel. Any suggestions? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42964-the-best-way-to-dispose-the-corpses-of-innocent-children/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
beneboi Posted February 24, 2009 Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 eat them Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42964-the-best-way-to-dispose-the-corpses-of-innocent-children/#findComment-959865 Share on other sites More sharing options...
GORDO Posted February 24, 2009 Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 in the city dumspter Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide GORDO's signature Hide all signatures ZOMG! Lazerz pew pew pew!!!!11!!1!!!!1!oneone!shift+one!~!!! Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42964-the-best-way-to-dispose-the-corpses-of-innocent-children/#findComment-959866 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted February 24, 2009 Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 deep freeze em. open a restaurant called chillins. serve. mwuhaha? or no mwuhaha. we need hearty mwuhahas in this thread. Salvatorin 1 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42964-the-best-way-to-dispose-the-corpses-of-innocent-children/#findComment-959868 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alzado Posted February 24, 2009 Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 If you're friend is having trouble, perhaps he shouldn't be writing a novel. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Alzado's signature Hide all signatures RIP Farm Eagle Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42964-the-best-way-to-dispose-the-corpses-of-innocent-children/#findComment-959871 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted February 24, 2009 Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 LOL Alzado said: If you're friend is having trouble, perhaps he shouldn't be writing a novel. ninja pwn Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42964-the-best-way-to-dispose-the-corpses-of-innocent-children/#findComment-959874 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted February 24, 2009 Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 you could list innocent children as being on the menu. No-one would be able to hang with that kind of reverse psychology. It's almost too easy. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42964-the-best-way-to-dispose-the-corpses-of-innocent-children/#findComment-959875 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Yegg Posted February 24, 2009 Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 dump them into the sewers. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42964-the-best-way-to-dispose-the-corpses-of-innocent-children/#findComment-959877 Share on other sites More sharing options...
hexagon son Posted February 24, 2009 Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 hmm, still waiting for the LOL factor... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide hexagon son's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42964-the-best-way-to-dispose-the-corpses-of-innocent-children/#findComment-959878 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted February 24, 2009 Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 LOL Alzado said: If you're friend is having trouble, perhaps he shouldn't be writing a novel. why don't you get a dick? *high fives random bystander* Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42964-the-best-way-to-dispose-the-corpses-of-innocent-children/#findComment-959880 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted February 24, 2009 Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 yore Salvatorin 1 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42964-the-best-way-to-dispose-the-corpses-of-innocent-children/#findComment-959881 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 277: 930-933 Posted February 24, 2009 Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 Sell them on e-Bay. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42964-the-best-way-to-dispose-the-corpses-of-innocent-children/#findComment-959884 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alzado Posted February 24, 2009 Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 seems like one of the most creatively fun parts of writing the story. if you can't come up with that, it doesn't bode well for your ability to write a story. that's all i'm saying. since most writing is crap...this indicates that he might be moving in that direction. but don't mind me. tell him to go ahead and consult messageboards when he has writer's block. that's how all the greats got it done. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Alzado's signature Hide all signatures RIP Farm Eagle Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42964-the-best-way-to-dispose-the-corpses-of-innocent-children/#findComment-959888 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted February 24, 2009 Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 okay, im going to come clean here. There is no novel. Not that i've killed any kids. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42964-the-best-way-to-dispose-the-corpses-of-innocent-children/#findComment-959895 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Franklin Posted February 24, 2009 Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 ya i'm with alzado here..... why is this cracker writing a novel if he can't come up with a way to get rid of corpses? maybe he should check back in for a plot and maybe come character names too. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42964-the-best-way-to-dispose-the-corpses-of-innocent-children/#findComment-959898 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted February 24, 2009 Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 hexagon son said: hmm, still waiting for the LOL factor... how bout I stare at you until you bring the LOL factor to this thread? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42964-the-best-way-to-dispose-the-corpses-of-innocent-children/#findComment-959899 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted February 24, 2009 Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 can we please just dispose of these kids guys? Think of the kids Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42964-the-best-way-to-dispose-the-corpses-of-innocent-children/#findComment-959902 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kakapo Posted February 24, 2009 Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 He could hide them in the µ-Ziq Forum. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42964-the-best-way-to-dispose-the-corpses-of-innocent-children/#findComment-959904 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted February 24, 2009 Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 kakapo said: He could hide them in the µ-Ziq Forum. lol achieved Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42964-the-best-way-to-dispose-the-corpses-of-innocent-children/#findComment-959906 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted February 24, 2009 Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 take them for a walk in a wheelchair nicely wrapped up in a nice blanket, hat scarf (tell your neighbours you work for a home for retarded kids) erm... then just leave them somewhere. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42964-the-best-way-to-dispose-the-corpses-of-innocent-children/#findComment-959923 Share on other sites More sharing options...
beneboi Posted February 24, 2009 Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 mwuhaha Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42964-the-best-way-to-dispose-the-corpses-of-innocent-children/#findComment-959928 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest epsy Posted February 24, 2009 Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 toy shovel and a bag of lime from home depot. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42964-the-best-way-to-dispose-the-corpses-of-innocent-children/#findComment-959929 Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcock Posted February 24, 2009 Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 i know a really good way to dispose of the corpses of guilty children but i reckon that innocent children corpse disposal is as far removed from guilty children corpse disposal as a bakery is from a hospital. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42964-the-best-way-to-dispose-the-corpses-of-innocent-children/#findComment-959932 Share on other sites More sharing options...
posture Posted February 24, 2009 Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 Befriend a blind person who also has no sense of smell, drop them off one day in a remote part of his house and never return. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide posture's signature Hide all signatures LSN soundcloud last.fm Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42964-the-best-way-to-dispose-the-corpses-of-innocent-children/#findComment-959986 Share on other sites More sharing options...
azatoth Posted February 24, 2009 Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 dissolve them in acid and dump them in a sewer or some waterstream. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide azatoth's signature Hide all signatures last.fm the biggest illusion is yourself Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42964-the-best-way-to-dispose-the-corpses-of-innocent-children/#findComment-959992 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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