Guest epsy Posted February 24, 2009 Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 Dude left rope without the noose part tied ready to do himself in. Probably wouldn't have worked tying a noose for him anyway. He burns ramen noodles and is a pretentious goth kid. > My Apology to the World 1:27pm > > If I have ever blamed you for the way my life is, I am sorry. I brought this all on myself, and it isn't anyone's fault but my own. My friends and family have been wonderful to a fault, selfless, caring, patient, and entirely too generous. As for the rest of the world, you were never out to get me. I was out to get myself. The blame rests squarely on me. > > My Friends - I am proud to have known you, and I never deserved your friendship. > > My Family - I'm sorry to put you through this again. I truly am. I am going into this knowing that I'm being completely selfish, but that seems to be par for the course for me. This was never going to end any other way. > > My Son's Mother - Take good care of him. I know you can. You always have. > > My Former Lovers - I'm sorry for the myriad ways I found to hurt you. I know why each and every relationship I've ever been in has failed. I know it sounds horribly cliche, but it wasn't you. It was me. > > My Current Lover - I'm sorry for making you love me. I only hope you're not in so deep that you can't get out easily at this point. You are an amazing woman. You deserve an amazing man. I am not that man. I am a child that breaks his toys and then complains that he has no toys left to break. > > My Son - Be brave and strong and selfless. Be a warrior-poet, and never forget that it isn't for yourself that you fight, but for those you love. Listen to your mother. Her wisdom may not make sense now, but it will later. You are the Dragon Warrior. > > The world is a beautiful place. It isn't cruel or unfair or malignant, and neither are are its people, with few exceptions. I am one of those few exceptions. Do not mourn me. Mourn the man I chose not to be. > > P.S. I'm a huge fucking drama queen -anonymous LOL. My buddy left the PS cause the dude was gonna off himself while still logged into facebook. His girlfriend of ten days saw his post and alerted police who took him away before he could do it. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42971-worst-suicide-note-ever/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted February 24, 2009 Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 no accent in cliché there. That's a little embarrassing for him. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42971-worst-suicide-note-ever/#findComment-960080 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tidbit Posted February 24, 2009 Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 last post trent nin.com Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42971-worst-suicide-note-ever/#findComment-960081 Share on other sites More sharing options...
FLA FUR BIS FLE Posted February 24, 2009 Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 You are the Dragon Warrior. kind of wish those were my dads final words to me, in a raspy whisper. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide FLA FUR BIS FLE's signature Hide all signatures through the years, a man peoples a space with images of provinces, kingdoms, mountains, bays, ships, islands, fishes, rooms, tools, stars, horses and people. shortly before his death, he discovers that the patient labyrinth of lines traces the image of his own face. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42971-worst-suicide-note-ever/#findComment-960083 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted February 24, 2009 Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 yeah, deifnitely gonna remember some of those lines when i post my fake suicide note on here in a few weeks also it's far from the worst suicide note ever, he sounds like a reasonable person. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42971-worst-suicide-note-ever/#findComment-960086 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted February 24, 2009 Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 he told his son to be a warrior-poet, Fred Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42971-worst-suicide-note-ever/#findComment-960087 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velazquez Posted February 24, 2009 Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 the dragon warrior will grow to hate cops. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Velazquez's signature Hide all signatures Hugh Hefner's Nephew Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42971-worst-suicide-note-ever/#findComment-960089 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest assegai Posted February 24, 2009 Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 Don't mourn me, mourn Loki. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42971-worst-suicide-note-ever/#findComment-960090 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted February 24, 2009 Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 His Tombstone would read: "Here lies So-and-So Mage Level 12" Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Braintree's signature Hide all signatures colindyer.bandcamp.com williamsbraintree.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42971-worst-suicide-note-ever/#findComment-960092 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Benedict Cumberbatch Posted February 24, 2009 Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 the worst suicide note was in the reader movie. "say hi to michael for me" dumb retardee bitch Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42971-worst-suicide-note-ever/#findComment-960094 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted February 24, 2009 Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 i'm a paladin-short fiction writer Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42971-worst-suicide-note-ever/#findComment-960095 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted February 24, 2009 Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 Truth of the matter, is secretly he was hoping someone would stop him. He's a coward. People who really want to kill themselves just do it, and don't bother with all the pretentiousness. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Follow WATMM on Twitter: @WATMMOfficial Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42971-worst-suicide-note-ever/#findComment-960097 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted February 24, 2009 Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 okay i'm being harsh. Still though warrior poet. Just go the full hog if you're going down that road: warrior-poet-inventor-hero. Now that's a man. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42971-worst-suicide-note-ever/#findComment-960100 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berk Posted February 24, 2009 Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 yes it's quite bad 4/10 for a suicide note, it comes off as somewhat pretentious i dunno Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Berk's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42971-worst-suicide-note-ever/#findComment-960105 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted February 24, 2009 Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 (edited) Joyrex said: Truth of the matter, is secretly he was hoping someone would stop him. He's a coward. People who really want to kill themselves just do it, and don't bother with all the pretentiousness. Right, it's more cowardly to go on living than to extinguish all of your responsibilities by killing yourself. /sarcasm Edited February 24, 2009 by Braintree Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Braintree's signature Hide all signatures colindyer.bandcamp.com williamsbraintree.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42971-worst-suicide-note-ever/#findComment-960107 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velazquez Posted February 24, 2009 Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 I write suicide notes for Palladin Press. PM me for details. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Velazquez's signature Hide all signatures Hugh Hefner's Nephew Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42971-worst-suicide-note-ever/#findComment-960111 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JohnTqs Posted February 24, 2009 Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 if you're gonna take yourself out at least find some cool way to do it. blow up your house while you're inside it. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42971-worst-suicide-note-ever/#findComment-960112 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted February 24, 2009 Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 Braintree said: Joyrex said: Truth of the matter, is secretly he was hoping someone would stop him. He's a coward. People who really want to kill themselves just do it, and don't bother with all the pretentiousness. Right, it's more cowardly to go on living than to extinguish all of your responsibilities by killing yourself. /sarcasm I meant he was cowardly for doing the whole Facebook thing, as he secretly hoping someone would stop him. He wouldn't be a coward (some would debate that) if he had just offed himself, and let someone find his bloated corpse dripping over a kicked over chair. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Follow WATMM on Twitter: @WATMMOfficial Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42971-worst-suicide-note-ever/#findComment-960114 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velazquez Posted February 24, 2009 Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 JohnTqs said: if you're gonna take yourself out at least find some cool way to do it. blow up your house while you're inside it. try to jump a winnebago over the foutain at Caesar's Palace Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Velazquez's signature Hide all signatures Hugh Hefner's Nephew Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42971-worst-suicide-note-ever/#findComment-960119 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted February 24, 2009 Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 Velazquez said: JohnTqs said: if you're gonna take yourself out at least find some cool way to do it. blow up your house while you're inside it. try to jump a winnebago over the foutain at Caesar's Palace Or try to do a backflip on top of a spike like Sylvester Stallone. That shit would outright kill a lesser man. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Braintree's signature Hide all signatures colindyer.bandcamp.com williamsbraintree.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42971-worst-suicide-note-ever/#findComment-960125 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Soothsayer Posted February 24, 2009 Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 (edited) His son should kill him for being such a worthless piece of shit, then the whole family wins... edit: Seriously, a lesson to all emo narcissists, if you have a family, you're not allowed to kill yourself. What a worthless coward... edit again: Will you make sure my post gets put on his facebook? It's not like he's *really* gonna kill himself, so he might as well have that humiliation up there for the world to see, he deserves it. Edited February 24, 2009 by Soothsayer Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42971-worst-suicide-note-ever/#findComment-960127 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted February 24, 2009 Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 it seemed like he didnt want anyone to blame themselves is why he posted on facebook. pretty straightforward. not necessarily cowardly. just dramatic and self-absorbed, which he acknowledges. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42971-worst-suicide-note-ever/#findComment-960129 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted February 24, 2009 Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 Joyrex said: Truth of the matter, is secretly he was hoping someone would stop him. He's a coward. People who really want to kill themselves just do it, and don't bother with all the pretentiousness. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42971-worst-suicide-note-ever/#findComment-960130 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted February 24, 2009 Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 hahathhat said: Joyrex said: Truth of the matter, is secretly he was hoping someone would stop him. He's a coward. People who really want to kill themselves just do it, and don't bother with all the pretentiousness. What in the hell is that? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Follow WATMM on Twitter: @WATMMOfficial Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42971-worst-suicide-note-ever/#findComment-960133 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Soothsayer Posted February 24, 2009 Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 Fred McGriff said: it seemed like he didnt want anyone to blame themselves is why he posted on facebook. pretty straightforward. not necessarily cowardly. just dramatic and self-absorbed, which he acknowledges. Having a kid, then leaving the world by your own valition for the kid to be on their own=cowardly. No words are going to change that fact. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42971-worst-suicide-note-ever/#findComment-960135 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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