baconnaise?

baconnaise

a post on another board i frequent said it was just mentioned on the daily show... as if you need validation, it's baconnaise!

edit: edited for picture of baconnaise

Ah! Sweet mystery of life

At last I've found thee

Ah! I know at last the secret of it all!

lets not get too excited....does it really taste like bacon, or like imitation bacon?

we are playing with a very delicious fire here.

Man that shits awesome, it would be really kool with like tiny bits of crispy bacon in, my only fear is that once opened it would need to be consumed within 3 days, but I mean thats long enough for baconnaise right?

  abusivegeorge said:

Man that shits awesome, it would be really kool with like tiny bits of crispy bacon in, my only fear is that once opened it would need to be consumed within 3 days, but I mean thats long enough for baconnaise right?

judging by the photo i see lil spots of brown, maybe those are the crispy bacon bits.

i sure as hell would love to try some baconnaise on a BLT...

i duno how versatile it could be though.

Ah yes, I've been lusting over this.

  weed said:

  abusivegeorge said:

Man that shits awesome, it would be really kool with like tiny bits of crispy bacon in, my only fear is that once opened it would need to be consumed within 3 days, but I mean thats long enough for baconnaise right?

judging by the photo i see lil spots of brown, maybe those are the crispy bacon bits.

 

i sure as hell would love to try some baconnaise on a BLT...

 

i duno how versatile it could be though.

You could be right.

Also lol, I don't think it would need to be the most versatile bacconaise in the world to go with a bacon sarnie.

"Baconnaise is a bacon flavored vegetarian mayonnaise spread"

I would just spread it straight up onto a pig and take a bite.

feed it to yoni

I wanna put this on my scrambled eggs

  tauboo said:

"Baconnaise is a bacon flavored vegetarian mayonnaise spread"

Dogs don't know it's not bacon.

greasing one's phallus with a healthy dollop of baconnaise is probably the smartest way to pick out a puppy

  LOL Alzado said:

greasing one's phallus with a healthy dollop of baconnaise is probably the smartest way to pick out a puppy

If you're into biting, that is.

bacon aint the best flavor

  DaveMike said:

bacon aint the best flavor

This will be treated as flame-baiting.

  OneToThirtySix said:

If you're into biting, that is.

i'm into puppies you pervert

Marv Albert up in this joint ?

  LOL Alzado said:

i'm into puppies you pervert

Puppies don't know it's mayonnaise.

lol @ the picture

you should have stopped there

  OneToThirtySix said:

  LOL Alzado said:

i'm into puppies you pervert

 

 

 

 

Puppies don't know it's mayonnaise.

That's like a leather/furry fetish...

These guys are clients of mine, they also make bacon salt which is quite delicious.

  IRARI said:

baconnaise

 

a post on another board i frequent said it was just mentioned on the daily show... as if you need validation, it's baconnaise!

 

 

edit: edited for picture of baconnaise

worst part was where john steward started to eat the gloop after first dunking a pancake sausage combo on a stick into a jar of the qit .. i was thinking .. 'he's not gonna do it ... he'll make some line about it not being kosher or some qit .. but oh no's ... he does it ...

because i think it was like a preemptive attack .. a one-up-mans-ship against colbert .. who's program follows .. and whom in that show ... ate some peanut butter ... dime store peanut butter .. 'oh no's call the department of health' ...

yeP ... orsumkrap

  xxx said:

*imagines needle-like teeth of puppy nomming dick with salt and vinegar from baconnaise slathering seeping into the wounds*

:pinch:

*thanks god for lack of imagination* :innocent: