radioactive pedophile runs amok

btw, he pisses acid and vomits used needles. definitely watch out for that guy.

umm...

"Please warn officers that when he is arrested he might be radio active. This is not a joke."

and

"He travelled to Ireland on his own, in his car. When he showed his radiation card, he was permitted to stay in the car, on the boat."

LOL!!!!

(am i going to hell now???...)

dumbass special branch

holy shit it's real

"HI MOM, I'M HOME"

"Hello David, how was your da..."

"nooooooo!"

(sorry, really not a laughing matter)

how is this not a laughing matter.

Can you pass radioactive material if you ejaculate

lol

LOTS of wadded tissue paper in a lead box.

down with this sort of thing

just registering my lol

Not so much a lol as a this:

if there ever were a perfect time to escape paedophile charges, it's when you're a dangerously radioactive.

  Mr Salads said:

Can you pass radioactive material if you ejaculate

yes, and what's worse is if it stays in the anus of a young boy...

how is radioactive pedo formed

  GORDO said:

up and at them

imagine being a radioactive paedophile on the run.... how can one person have all that knowledge in their mind and still be able to do normal tasks? It's too much for any one man to take surely.

My god, he's an unstoppable force of molestation!

I should probably reinstall Photoshop then.