ever been with a blind or deaf girl?

?

No but I hit one with my train once.

i'll be analogue wings has

because hes a rapist.

edit: and that makes them easier to rape

No, you idiot. The mutes are the easiest to rape.

yeah but they can hear you raping up on them

No, i wouldnt mind getting with a blind girl, all the touching and exploring and that.

Oh right. I forgot some people just have that "rapist walk" or "rapist face".

Most fucked up thing ever.

http://www.muchosucko.com/show/deaf_porn-44008/mature

NSFW

  Yegg said:

Most fucked up thing ever.

 

http://www.muchosucko.com/show/deaf_porn-44008/mature

 

NSFW

oh

  David R James said:

  Yegg said:

Most fucked up thing ever.

 

http://www.muchosucko.com/show/deaf_porn-44008/mature

 

NSFW

 

oh

yeah that's not how you treat a deaf girl

did someone spit on her at the end ???

looks like it

It's okay, she couldn't hear it.

1. deaf girl

2. a friend of mine was listening to gorgoroth walking on the train tracks and ended up getting hit by a train, surviving to tell the tale. something about the metal gods.

  essines said:

2. a friend of mine was listening to gorgoroth walking on the train tracks and ended up getting hit by a train, surviving to tell the tale. something about the metal gods.

that's a fear of mine, i walk on the tracks listening to music all the time. but i'm 90% sure that no trains go on the tracks anymore, as there are snowbanks on them where the rails cross the road.

to be honest that's pretty much the most metal thing that could have happened to him.

i had a horrible experience with a deaf couple in a pub

  tauboo said:

i had a horrible experience with a deaf couple in a pub

you cant just say that and not elaborate on it

please no sinalypse length post though

  beatfanatic said:

  tauboo said:

i had a horrible experience with a deaf couple in a pub

 

you cant just say that and not elaborate on it

 

please no sinalypse length post though

i'm glad you asked/told me i can't say that and not elaborate on it.

well i went in to the pub with my lady friend and once we had our drinks we were looking for somewhere to sit, but the place was quite full. i spotted an unoccupied table and we sat down. there were two not quite finished drinks on the table, i thought nothing of that because there were often unfinished drinks on the tables of that pub. actually i can't be bothered telling the whole story. those were deaf people drinks anyway, and they were really pissed off about us sitting in their chairs and also pissed off that we didn't notice when they were trying to tell us they were pissed off.

edit: with hand gestures

did you laugh at them?

lol

deaf people

there is a deaf woman that works here and every one treats hr like she's fucking retarded. she wrote me a note one time telling me that she really enjoys the way i style my food and it makes her think of how she wishes she had gone to culinary school. her hand writing was amazing and the entire paragraph was written so prefectly, i told her she should have been an english teacher. and she said aloud, in that strange garbled voice that most deaf people have "i should have been a singer!" she's funny as hell.

  JohnTqs said:

did you laugh at them?

of course not. we tried to move quickly once we realised we were in preoccupied seats, but they wouldn't just let us leave.. they wanted to tell us off, which was awkward, especially cause we hadn't done anything wrong. but we laughed about it later.

i dated a girl who liked opera

so i had to say: "Next!"

half of my story is true , you can guess

  ieafs said:

  thanksomuch said:

and she said aloud, in that strange garbled voice that most deaf people have "i should have been a singer!" she's funny as hell.

i burst out laughing when i read that for some reason

yeah it was pretty funny. i mean she is aware her voice is all wonky, and all. she has a daughter around my age that is not deaf and one day i heard her say "mom why do you insist on talking? you know people think you are a crazy person." and they both laughed.