Plum Posted February 28, 2009 Report Share Posted February 28, 2009 SO I WAS JUST GROOMING MYSELF IN THE BATHROOM IN PREPARATION FOR MY FRIENDS ENGAGEMENT DO WHICH IS IN ABOUT 2HRS TIME. I TAKE OUT MY BEARD TRIMMER, I NEATEN UP MY NECK STUBBLE, I TOUCH UP MY SIDIES, I RIM AROUND EACH NOSTRIL... I NOTICE MY EYEBROWS ARE A TAD BUSHY, SO I GO TO GIVE THE LEFT ONE A QUICK ZING USING THE GRADE 2. WHEN THE PLASTIC GRADE COMB COMES OFF MID ZING, LEAVING ME AND MY FACE AN EYEBROW DOWN. MY FACE SHOULD HAVE TWO EYEBROWS GODDAMIT!!! DO I LOSE THE GOOD BROW OR DO I TRY TO RECOVER WHAT IS LEFT OF THE SHAVED ONE? FUCK I'M GONNA LOOK LIKE THAT CUNT FROM POLICE ACADEMY :'( Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Plum's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43108-face-emergency/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
autopilot Posted February 28, 2009 Report Share Posted February 28, 2009 Please, for the love of god, take a picture and post it. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43108-face-emergency/#findComment-964484 Share on other sites More sharing options...
beneboi Posted February 28, 2009 Report Share Posted February 28, 2009 (edited) shave the other then try to glue some pubes back where your eyebrows were Edited February 28, 2009 by beneboi Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43108-face-emergency/#findComment-964485 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest assegai Posted February 28, 2009 Report Share Posted February 28, 2009 Plum said: SO I WAS JUST GROOMING MYSELF IN THE BATHROOM IN PREPARATION FOR MY FRIENDS ENGAGEMENT DO WHICH IS IN ABOUT 2HRS TIME. I TAKE OUT MY BEARD TRIMMER, I NEATEN UP MY NECK STUBBLE, I TOUCH UP MY SIDIES, I RIM AROUND EACH NOSTRIL... I NOTICE MY EYEBROWS ARE A TAD BUSHY, SO I GO TO GIVE THE LEFT ONE A QUICK ZING USING THE GRADE 2. WHEN THE PLASTIC GRADE COMB COMES OFF MID ZING, LEAVING ME AND MY FACE AN EYEBROW DOWN. MY FACE SHOULD HAVE TWO EYEBROWS GODDAMIT!!! DO I LOSE THE GOOD BROW OR DO I TRY TO RECOVER WHAT IS LEFT OF THE SHAVED ONE? FUCK I'M GONNA LOOK LIKE THAT CUNT FROM POLICE ACADEMY :'( FML Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43108-face-emergency/#findComment-964486 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Caustic Posted February 28, 2009 Report Share Posted February 28, 2009 timestretch the other brow into a monobrow. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43108-face-emergency/#findComment-964487 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted February 28, 2009 Report Share Posted February 28, 2009 Plum said: SO I WAS JUST GROOMING MYSELF IN THE BATHROOM IN PREPARATION FOR MY FRIENDS ENGAGEMENT DO WHICH IS IN ABOUT 2HRS TIME. I TAKE OUT MY BEARD TRIMMER, I NEATEN UP MY NECK STUBBLE, I TOUCH UP MY SIDIES, I RIM AROUND EACH NOSTRIL... I NOTICE MY EYEBROWS ARE A TAD BUSHY, SO I GO TO GIVE THE LEFT ONE A QUICK ZING USING THE GRADE 2. WHEN THE PLASTIC GRADE COMB COMES OFF MID ZING, LEAVING ME AND MY FACE AN EYEBROW DOWN. MY FACE SHOULD HAVE TWO EYEBROWS GODDAMIT!!! DO I LOSE THE GOOD BROW OR DO I TRY TO RECOVER WHAT IS LEFT OF THE SHAVED ONE? FUCK I'M GONNA LOOK LIKE THAT CUNT FROM POLICE ACADEMY :'( you don't have eyebrows. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide kaini's signature Hide all signatures On 5/7/2013 at 11:06 PM, ambermonk said: I know IDM can be extreme On 6/3/2017 at 11:50 PM, ladalaika said: this sounds like an airplane landing on a minefield Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43108-face-emergency/#findComment-964488 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted February 28, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 28, 2009 I NEED TO GO AND SORT THIS MESS OUT Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Plum's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43108-face-emergency/#findComment-964492 Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted February 28, 2009 Report Share Posted February 28, 2009 it didn't happen Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43108-face-emergency/#findComment-964495 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted February 28, 2009 Report Share Posted February 28, 2009 face emergency sounds like the title of an ace of clubs, chaos ad, or ceephax b-side. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide kaini's signature Hide all signatures On 5/7/2013 at 11:06 PM, ambermonk said: I know IDM can be extreme On 6/3/2017 at 11:50 PM, ladalaika said: this sounds like an airplane landing on a minefield Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43108-face-emergency/#findComment-964497 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest racial-halfpipe~ Posted February 28, 2009 Report Share Posted February 28, 2009 Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43108-face-emergency/#findComment-964499 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Caustic Posted February 28, 2009 Report Share Posted February 28, 2009 in case of face emergency, break glass to release emergency face. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43108-face-emergency/#findComment-964501 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beatfanatic Posted February 28, 2009 Report Share Posted February 28, 2009 pics or GTFO Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43108-face-emergency/#findComment-964507 Share on other sites More sharing options...
J3FF3R00 Posted February 28, 2009 Report Share Posted February 28, 2009 (edited) do the other one... at least they'll grow out the same. Edited February 28, 2009 by jefferoo Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide J3FF3R00's signature Hide all signatures 666 Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43108-face-emergency/#findComment-964513 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tidbit Posted February 28, 2009 Report Share Posted February 28, 2009 there is a lesson in there.. for those who trim Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43108-face-emergency/#findComment-964514 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Super lurker ultra V12 Posted February 28, 2009 Report Share Posted February 28, 2009 A+ thread Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43108-face-emergency/#findComment-964517 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berk Posted February 28, 2009 Report Share Posted February 28, 2009 were one of those huge hipster sunglasses and you're sorted Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Berk's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43108-face-emergency/#findComment-964519 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoppit Posted February 28, 2009 Report Share Posted February 28, 2009 I think the only logical thing to do is to shave off all your hair, including all body hair, and tell everyone you're suffering from alopecia (also, to make it properly convincing, pluck out your eyelashes) Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43108-face-emergency/#findComment-964522 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted February 28, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 28, 2009 the situation is now under control thanks to some homemade mascara. fyi, homemade mascara consists of boot polish and a toothbrush. gotta go, wish me and fakebrow luck. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Plum's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43108-face-emergency/#findComment-964536 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoppit Posted February 28, 2009 Report Share Posted February 28, 2009 good luck try not to sweat too much Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43108-face-emergency/#findComment-964540 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest David R James Posted February 28, 2009 Report Share Posted February 28, 2009 Super lurker ultra V12 said: A+ thread Is that an eyebrow under his nose? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43108-face-emergency/#findComment-964543 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted February 28, 2009 Report Share Posted February 28, 2009 nope. twin caterpillars. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide kaini's signature Hide all signatures On 5/7/2013 at 11:06 PM, ambermonk said: I know IDM can be extreme On 6/3/2017 at 11:50 PM, ladalaika said: this sounds like an airplane landing on a minefield Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43108-face-emergency/#findComment-964548 Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted February 28, 2009 Report Share Posted February 28, 2009 autopilot said: Please, for the love of god, take a picture and post it. plus use your pubes trimmed down as a replacement ... or leg hair ... more sensibly .. whilst still being way into lol-lol-land territory Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures A member of the non sequitairiate. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43108-face-emergency/#findComment-964570 Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted February 28, 2009 Report Share Posted February 28, 2009 darn .. too late ...i wanted supaglued pyueb .. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures A member of the non sequitairiate. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43108-face-emergency/#findComment-964574 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted February 28, 2009 Report Share Posted February 28, 2009 Just make it obvious on entry that your a complete dickhead and no one will even the notice the brow. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43108-face-emergency/#findComment-964748 Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted February 28, 2009 Report Share Posted February 28, 2009 if he was a dickhead the pubes would be even more appropriate ... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures A member of the non sequitairiate. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43108-face-emergency/#findComment-964754 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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