FACE EMERGENCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SO I WAS JUST GROOMING MYSELF IN THE BATHROOM IN

PREPARATION FOR MY FRIENDS ENGAGEMENT DO WHICH IS IN ABOUT 2HRS TIME.

I TAKE OUT MY BEARD TRIMMER, I NEATEN UP MY NECK STUBBLE, I TOUCH UP MY SIDIES,

I RIM AROUND EACH NOSTRIL... I NOTICE MY EYEBROWS ARE A TAD BUSHY,

SO I GO TO GIVE THE LEFT ONE A QUICK ZING USING THE GRADE 2.

WHEN THE PLASTIC GRADE COMB COMES OFF MID ZING, LEAVING ME AND MY FACE AN EYEBROW DOWN.

MY FACE SHOULD HAVE TWO EYEBROWS GODDAMIT!!!

DO I LOSE THE GOOD BROW OR DO I TRY TO RECOVER WHAT IS LEFT OF THE SHAVED ONE?

FUCK I'M GONNA LOOK LIKE THAT CUNT FROM POLICE ACADEMY :'(

Please, for the love of god, take a picture and post it.

shave the other then try to glue some pubes back where your eyebrows were

  Plum said:

SO I WAS JUST GROOMING MYSELF IN THE BATHROOM IN

PREPARATION FOR MY FRIENDS ENGAGEMENT DO WHICH IS IN ABOUT 2HRS TIME.

I TAKE OUT MY BEARD TRIMMER, I NEATEN UP MY NECK STUBBLE, I TOUCH UP MY SIDIES,

I RIM AROUND EACH NOSTRIL... I NOTICE MY EYEBROWS ARE A TAD BUSHY,

SO I GO TO GIVE THE LEFT ONE A QUICK ZING USING THE GRADE 2.

WHEN THE PLASTIC GRADE COMB COMES OFF MID ZING, LEAVING ME AND MY FACE AN EYEBROW DOWN.

MY FACE SHOULD HAVE TWO EYEBROWS GODDAMIT!!!

 

DO I LOSE THE GOOD BROW OR DO I TRY TO RECOVER WHAT IS LEFT OF THE SHAVED ONE?

 

FUCK I'M GONNA LOOK LIKE THAT CUNT FROM POLICE ACADEMY :'(

FML

timestretch the other brow into a monobrow.

  Plum said:

SO I WAS JUST GROOMING MYSELF IN THE BATHROOM IN

PREPARATION FOR MY FRIENDS ENGAGEMENT DO WHICH IS IN ABOUT 2HRS TIME.

I TAKE OUT MY BEARD TRIMMER, I NEATEN UP MY NECK STUBBLE, I TOUCH UP MY SIDIES,

I RIM AROUND EACH NOSTRIL... I NOTICE MY EYEBROWS ARE A TAD BUSHY,

SO I GO TO GIVE THE LEFT ONE A QUICK ZING USING THE GRADE 2.

WHEN THE PLASTIC GRADE COMB COMES OFF MID ZING, LEAVING ME AND MY FACE AN EYEBROW DOWN.

MY FACE SHOULD HAVE TWO EYEBROWS GODDAMIT!!!

 

DO I LOSE THE GOOD BROW OR DO I TRY TO RECOVER WHAT IS LEFT OF THE SHAVED ONE?

 

FUCK I'M GONNA LOOK LIKE THAT CUNT FROM POLICE ACADEMY :'(

you don't have eyebrows.

I NEED TO GO AND SORT THIS MESS OUT

it didn't happen

face emergency sounds like the title of an ace of clubs, chaos ad, or ceephax b-side.

in case of face emergency, break glass to release emergency face.

pics or GTFO

do the other one... at least they'll grow out the same.

there is a lesson in there..

for those who trim

A+ thread

were one of those huge hipster sunglasses and you're sorted

I think the only logical thing to do is to shave off all your hair, including all body hair, and tell everyone you're suffering from alopecia

(also, to make it properly convincing, pluck out your eyelashes)

the situation is now under control thanks to some homemade mascara.

fyi, homemade mascara consists of boot polish and a toothbrush.

gotta go, wish me and fakebrow luck.

good luck

try not to sweat too much

  Super lurker ultra V12 said:

A+ thread

Is that an eyebrow under his nose?

nope. twin caterpillars.

  autopilot said:

Please, for the love of god, take a picture and post it.

plus use your pubes trimmed down as a replacement ... or leg hair ... more sensibly .. whilst still being way into lol-lol-land territory

darn .. too late ...i wanted supaglued pyueb ..

Just make it obvious on entry that your a complete dickhead and no one will even the notice the brow.

if he was a dickhead the pubes would be even more appropriate ...