Boards of Canada Boards of Canada Status! can anyone translate it

Looks like its in Hebrew i got, "Do something, Future Maritime" :S WTF

  OneToThirtySix said:

FacePlant.

I'd laugh if it was some new release news and you just have to be a prick

I'm sick of you negi cunts.

"BoC does something inexplicable and enigmatic; Fans have a coronary"

  OneToThirtySix said:

"BoC does something inexplicable and enigmatic; Fans have a coronary"

"OneToThirtySix Was An Accident, Hense His Adoption. Both His Parents Commited Suicide after Birth"

  Ipacial Section said:

"OneToThirtySix Was An Accident, Hense His Adoption. Both His Parents Commited Suicide after Birth"

Excuse me for a moment . . .

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

Nevermind. Ain't worth it.

Don't you just love these forums.

if by "these" you mean the boc forum, then no

hence

hilarious message from 'Ryan' on BOC's myspace page:

  Ryan said:

Having this webpage up really lights a fire under me. Every once and a while I see that the boards of canada myspace has a new update. I know there is nothing new but I come to check anyway EVERY TIME, and I leave utterly disappointed and filled with rage to the point where I want to tear the profile down.

Screw you guys for leaving me with a bunch of great albums and nothing else.

yeah fuck boc. i went right off those guys when i realised they were never gonna release vials of their semen and hair clippings with every record.

who do they think they are

i would boycott them entirely if i didn't think that one day i might be able to get teamfucked by the sandison boys under a red moon on a barren scottish island

Hey, let's all go to the BoC subforum and talk shit about their fans because we don't think BoC is glitchy enough!

i hope just there next release will be better than just a souvenir.

what happened to squarepusher.

  LUDD said:

if by "these" you mean the boc forum, then no

lol

  TGOC3 said:

Hey, let's all go to the BoC subforum and talk shit about their fans because we don't think BoC is glitchy enough!

i love boc. i just laugh at you.

  TGOC3 said:

Hey, let's all go to the BoC subforum and talk shit about their fans because we don't think BoC is glitchy enough!

lol?

spastic

"A bit of profiterring at the salty end!" courtesy of some guy on Twoism.

heh... salty end

  Ipacial Section said:

what happened to squarepusher.

he became awesome.

  LUDD said:

yeah fuck boc. i went right off those guys when i realised they were never gonna release vials of their semen and hair clippings with every record.

 

who do they think they are

Lol

  mcbpete said:

  Ipacial Section said:

what happened to squarepusher.

he became awesome.

  LOL Alzado said:

  TGOC3 said:

Hey, let's all go to the BoC subforum and talk shit about their fans because we don't think BoC is glitchy enough!

i love boc. i just laugh at you.

It doesn't matter whether or not you enjoy their music. That doesn't make you a dick. The fact that you want to ruin the group or it's community is what makes you a dick.

if you really wanted to translate this you could just go to babelfish or some online translator

  mcbpete said:

  Ipacial Section said:

what happened to squarepusher.

he became awesome.

QFT

i'm just waiting to hear from "bixlee", because he's a "real fan" and knows what's up. unfortunately, sometimes its BoC fans that are just as guilty as ruining the sub-forum as the flamers are. fuck their myspace.