The Expendables (2010)

I cant be the only one who almost spooged in my shorts when i heard about this film?

Sylvester Stallone

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Dolph Lundgren

Jet Li

Mickey Rourke

Jason Statham

Jean claude Van spam was offered a role but turned it down, would have been even better. Ah well his loss.

Who else would you like in the mix? Norris? Seagal? Willis?

Pity they couldn't have done this when they were in their prime. Ive got no idea what dolph has been doing since rocky 4 or 5?

*hears about film for first time*

*does not spooge*

how can arnie go back to making films?

I'm really not sure casting them all together is a good idea? I mean what if they get into a disagreement on set, it won't be any Christian Bale thats for sure.

last thing i saw Dolph in was some shitty sniper movie.

As far as I remember Arnold has only got a cameo

  Donkey Rhubarb said:

I cant be the only one who almost spooged in my shorts when i heard about this film?

 

Sylvester Stallone

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Dolph Lundgren

Jet Li

Mickey Rourke

Jason Statham

 

Jean claude Van spam was offered a role but turned it down, would have been even better. Ah well his loss.

 

Who else would you like in the mix? Norris? Seagal? Willis?

 

Pity they couldn't have done this when they were in their prime. Ive got no idea what dolph has been doing since rocky 4 or 5?

I really hope someone on here remembers my fantasy action movie plot outline, as it , if not 100% was very close to this. One can only hope that the plot is the same. I should be entitled to some kind of royalties.

either they're trying to bring sylvester's career back or mickey rourke is going back to shit films

Rambo will have something to say about all this.

I mean have they even asked him?

Coz like, hes not mentioned it.

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Plot:

Arnold, Sylvester and Bruce, all former members of a mercenary outfit that once operated throughout the globe in conjunction with the United States Military, dealing in classified operations that worked outside of the normal US Military agenda.

Having spent years apart, the men are reunited when their former commander (potentially played by Carl Weathers, aka Apollo Creed) is assassinated , and they come to the realization that they may be targeted as well. Arnold then reveals that at one point in his life, he worked for another militant contingent that operated in a similar fashion to the KGB, but for a Global Government that seeks to subvert the US of A, and there are tell tale signs that this outfit was behind the assassination of their commander. Arnold specifically suspects the man who was in control of the assassin devision of this guild, played by Van Damm, as having ordered the hit on Creed (his name in the movie could be Creed, no big deal). Arnold recalls that this man, who in his short stature, was known for his sadistic ways, may have employed one of his top assassins for the job, played by Dolph Lundgren.

What ensues is an action movie to match no other in it's use of exploding motorcycle/car chase sequences, hostage plots, flying karate kicks, catchy taglines (Yippy Ki-yay Motherfuckers) and general sweaty bodies in wife beaters.

 

I would suggest one more villain be added to movie. A good twist would be for Seagal to be the villain, considering he usually plays a seal saving do-gooder in all of his movies. Maybe he could be the one bad guy they manage to convince to turn good. Sounds like an award winning film to me.

  thanks robert moses said:

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Plot:

Arnold, Sylvester and Bruce, all former members of a mercenary outfit that once operated throughout the globe in conjunction with the United States Military, dealing in classified operations that worked outside of the normal US Military agenda.

Having spent years apart, the men are reunited when their former commander (potentially played by Carl Weathers, aka Apollo Creed) is assassinated , and they come to the realization that they may be targeted as well. Arnold then reveals that at one point in his life, he worked for another militant contingent that operated in a similar fashion to the KGB, but for a Global Government that seeks to subvert the US of A, and there are tell tale signs that this outfit was behind the assassination of their commander. Arnold specifically suspects the man who was in control of the assassin devision of this guild, played by Van Damm, as having ordered the hit on Creed (his name in the movie could be Creed, no big deal). Arnold recalls that this man, who in his short stature, was known for his sadistic ways, may have employed one of his top assassins for the job, played by Dolph Lundgren.

What ensues is an action movie to match no other in it's use of exploding motorcycle/car chase sequences, hostage plots, flying karate kicks, catchy taglines (Yippy Ki-yay Motherfuckers) and general sweaty bodies in wife beaters.

 

I would suggest one more villain be added to movie. A good twist would be for Seagal to be the villain, considering he usually plays a seal saving do-gooder in all of his movies. Maybe he could be the one bad guy they manage to convince to turn good. Sounds like an award winning film to me.

hahaha I barely remember this, I thought the expendables had to be stolen from that plot idea.

They tried to make this happen in the early 90s - Sly, Arnie and Chuck Norris save the world from aliens.

Defeated by Hollywood red tape, which is more powerful than Sly, Arnie, Chuck AND a bunch of aliens.

I'd whack in this guy straight away

:wink2:

Then it'd be almost 95% awesomer!

They should just make a movie about that Something Awful Bucey thread. Holy shit that thing was hilarious.

  Braintree said:

They should just make a movie about that Something Awful Bucey thread. Holy shit that thing was hilarious.

que?

linkplz

just learnt about this film. OMG

GET TO THE CHOPPA !!!!!!!

How am I not credited for this film at all? I posted my idea for a script like two years ago. Except there is no Seagal or JCVD.

it would be remiss to not include the wrist control of steven seagal

  On 9/14/2009 at 5:18 AM, thanks robert moses said:

How am I not credited for this film at all? I posted my idea for a script like two years ago. Except there is no Seagal or JCVD.

if i could find the plot summary on imdb .. i would see what you're talking about .. in the meantime if you're not just playing .. if somehow you could show that your post from 2 years ago was prior art .. then that might screw the actual making of this movie which you so dearly wanted to see come to pass ...

hehe ..

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Trailer:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpWdd6QQqGo

Looks slightly more retarded than I imagined. I only really got interested when Dolph appeared. Gloriously retarded? I dunno. I might have to watch Commando again to get in the mood for this sort of film.

Can't fucking wait!

Gonna be retarded in a genius way!

Rambo 4(John Rambo) is the best action film ever!

now I sound like Theo....

Rambo 4 was pretty immense, to be fair.

good, I am not the only person on here that feels this...

other two favourites atm = Die Hard 4 and MI3

anyone?

anyone?

From that trailer feels like i have just watched all the best bits in the film anyway!